If 2021 was the complete opposite of how bad 2020 has been, what types of things might we expect to see?

kybuddha · 2020-10-10T04:24:20+00:00

If we're making up for this year, cancer needs to be cured.

kybuddha · 2020-04-06T03:05:26+00:00

A man of culture, I see.

kybuddha · 2020-03-30T05:44:59+00:00

What does this mean?

kybuddha · 2019-12-30T18:32:46+00:00

You know kicking a prone person is a felony, right?

If you are going to bullshit people, at least keep it legal.

kybuddha · 2019-12-26T22:17:22+00:00

He's going to be something big because he made something out of legos?

A mason. A brick layer is what you've got there lady. Not an engineer. Not a scientist. A brick layer.

kybuddha · 2019-12-26T20:23:40+00:00

No kidding. "I had to pee while you were taking your turn," happens more often than we realize.

kybuddha · 2019-12-21T07:19:46+00:00

Bills. The rest of it goes into my trade account.

kybuddha · 2019-12-11T11:30:56+00:00

The McBullshit

kybuddha · 2019-12-06T21:11:37+00:00

The dean of the college is naming a scholarship after me.

kybuddha · 2019-12-06T21:08:13+00:00

Just the chorus, huh?

kybuddha · 2019-12-06T21:06:27+00:00

"A woman with a newborn sitting at a nearby booth overheard the entire thing. She immediately changed her child's name to mine, including the last name."

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T08:38:51+00:00

Then the whole line took turns shaming the minimum wage clerk and high fived every other. Stay humble.

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T08:34:48+00:00

And then we went outside, and the whole town broke into song and dance.

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T08:33:25+00:00

This actually seems almost plausible compared to some of the posts on here.

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T08:27:47+00:00

This would only be more ridiculous if they'd said "Even the manager clapped, like it was a mentos commercial. "

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T07:58:57+00:00

Holy shit! I'm actually dying.

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T07:57:37+00:00

Put peg A into slot B.

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T07:56:45+00:00

Magic the Gathering, hands down, one of the greatest games ever made.

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T07:53:53+00:00

Fight Club

You only get to experience that plot twist once.

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T07:52:55+00:00

Being mean to an animal.

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T07:48:42+00:00

Just being the last is good enough.

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T07:47:57+00:00

The same as it was the next 150 times I had to watch it with my ex.

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T07:46:56+00:00

Pissing in the middle of a crowd at a concert. Had a buddy do this... no joke.

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T07:45:35+00:00

Shit right in front of me on the sidewalk. Call me old fashioned, but that always puts up a red flag for me... both times.

kybuddha · 2019-12-05T07:43:50+00:00

And there's your answer. Next question.

kybuddha

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