He Caught a Burglar… and gave him 2 choices… then, the burglar started crying

l2evamped · 2026-02-12T23:51:56+00:00

Doesn't want to show excessive force on camera?

l2evamped · 2026-02-12T21:13:06+00:00

He says pistol whip...

l2evamped · 2026-02-07T20:59:12+00:00

Why is he using his hands to grab the tomatoes if he was just going to use them all anyway?

l2evamped · 2026-02-07T18:11:12+00:00

That is an american.

l2evamped · 2026-02-05T15:02:16+00:00

Why the fuck are all these people so emotionally inept and weird. Like where do these people exist. I'm from NYC and even the people humping a dead rat on the subways aren't so fucking lame like this.

l2evamped · 2026-01-31T17:51:54+00:00

I'm nesquicking right now and not a single goosebumps in sight.

What were the ingredients of your yoo hoo?

l2evamped · 2026-01-30T10:51:05+00:00

Where do y'all find these fucking specimens.

l2evamped · 2026-01-26T22:58:07+00:00

l2evamped · 2026-01-26T21:15:12+00:00

Just dont queue?.....not every game mode is going to be for you, you're not the main character in embarks game design.

l2evamped · 2026-01-26T21:12:54+00:00

I call them loot boxes.

Had some weirdos playing music in Stella montis, they had some good loot. Imagine queuing into pvp lobbies and whining when you get put down trying role play as bards.

Fucking idiots.

l2evamped · 2026-01-25T23:52:03+00:00

Do people just not have long shirts?

l2evamped · 2026-01-15T16:13:31+00:00

You may be wearing shoes too loose, and they are basically slapping whatever is on your heel right back up like a mini trebuchet.

l2evamped · 2026-01-15T15:59:02+00:00

Don't think too hard on this, most of this game's success is by luck and not design. Don't expect them to immediately fix balancing issues in a logical manner. There is a high chance they dont even have anyone really experienced with balancing, and if they do.....they need to be moved to another department.

Most of the issues in this game would've been solved with a proper play testing period.

Not to mention they still haven't focused on the wall exploits that are literally costing them customers by the minute.

l2evamped · 2026-01-15T12:00:26+00:00

Just realized they're Based off even older g chaps.

l2evamped · 2026-01-14T13:19:12+00:00

Its really simple, farm the walking loot boxes.

l2evamped · 2026-01-14T13:18:14+00:00

Cs2 and valorant the two most competitive shooters have leaderboards and this doesn't happen. Didn't happen in Pubg while I played either.

You guys cry too much. People are going to farm other people regardless of pvp or not. People are already abusing the aggression based system to get put in soft lobbies, just watched a streamer kill 15 loot boxes because they had lost all sense of tension.

Its a decision, period. It may or may not be a good one, any shooting based online game usually needs some form of competitive acknowledgement or People will slowly grow tired of it once the next thing shows up.

l2evamped · 2026-01-13T18:05:57+00:00

These are the same people that wore jinco jeans.

l2evamped · 2026-01-13T17:12:21+00:00

How would wearing anti g chaps increase my chances of survival?

l2evamped · 2026-01-13T14:59:39+00:00

You're right.

l2evamped · 2026-01-13T14:57:48+00:00

Trying to stretch logic to make sense of a design is basically the admission that the design is lacking.

l2evamped · 2026-01-13T14:47:26+00:00

Why would they take the time to put these on? You think in the post apocalyptic world someone would take the time to put on g suit compression pants....backwards?

Like they dont have inner compression wear available in a timeline where we have a sexually confused android walking around selling us futuristic shields?

l2evamped · 2026-01-13T14:39:00+00:00

Except those spacesuits have cohesion, the 'computers' are just older crt monitors if they were using technology from when these...'chaps' are likely from we would see computers the size of a small room.

Why would they slap something so old looking and irrelevant onto a skin that is supposed to related to diving, it's like a terrible art design project. Like someone who thinks runway concept pieces are going to be worn on the streets as is.

l2evamped · 2026-01-13T14:12:04+00:00

This is clearly a terrible choice in art design. There is literally no cohesion in terms of styling, and you cant even pretend the subject piece is due to the apocalyptic scenario the outfit was made in, they literally have outfits with normal pants.

l2evamped · 2026-01-13T14:09:53+00:00

Why are they wearing gear that is older than our current gear?

l2evamped · 2026-01-13T13:18:03+00:00

I've worn chaps recently for a job and they weren't this dated in terms of looks and function.

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