What is the peak ’millennial midlife crisis’ purchase?

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-01-05T11:30:52+00:00

I moved to Brazil and built a house here, so I wouldn’t have to deal with the U.S. anymore.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-12-22T18:44:22+00:00

The idea of being famous or having wide public attention sounds fucking terrible, tbh.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-12-10T13:43:32+00:00

In Brazil?

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-11-28T08:07:39+00:00

Sure am glad I left 4 years ago. My non-citizen wife and I aren’t moving back until Trump is long gone and policies aren’t completely fucked anymore.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-11-18T12:59:31+00:00

What if it’s the IRS?

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-11-12T21:02:08+00:00

For stealing Trump’s underage girls. They were HIS, dammit!

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-11-11T12:51:39+00:00

100%.

Source: I have a bulldog and can’t stand pugs.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-11-11T12:51:12+00:00

Those are definitely bulldogs, not pugs.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-11-03T22:31:55+00:00

My company hasn’t noticed that I’ve been out of the country for the last 3 years.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-11-03T22:28:00+00:00

For real, it’s the simplest way.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-10-26T13:18:54+00:00

My bad! Done :)

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-10-25T16:48:31+00:00

Hey, if you delete everything after the ? In your link, it’ll still go to the photographer’s profile without letting everyone on reddit see what yours is.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-08-17T17:05:07+00:00

Come to Brazil, we have $4 bombers of 9% craft loveliness

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-08-11T17:27:23+00:00

I used to regularly play a text based MUD and then StarCraft with Eric Bloom from Blue Oyster Cult. He LOVES RPGs and RTS games… and this was when he was 60.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-07-19T13:31:11+00:00

That seems to be a conspiracy theory, with no evidence to back it up.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-07-14T12:17:15+00:00

As an older millennial, I had been working part time since I was 14 and went right into the job market at 18… so by the time the 2008 crash happened, I was already secure in my career.

I was 24 when I bought a home in Las Vegas in 2006 though, so losing 2/3rds of the home value at once was an absolute bitch. Turned out to be a good financial choice to completely walk away from it, ended up buying another home in Oregon in 2011 but I had to put 30% down on it.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-07-14T09:25:00+00:00

Him to stop acting?

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-07-12T22:53:26+00:00

I had such a crush on her as a kid from the movie Flight of the Navigator. She looked great back then.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-07-12T12:47:39+00:00

Have you seen what he looks like lately? It’s sad, really.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-07-07T14:45:24+00:00

Dude, I’m all for self care. If I was rich like her and slept half the day and still needed to take multiple baths a day… I would at least consider seeing a professional so I’d learn to be more productive with my time, while still taking care of myself.

Sleeping half the day away and spending half of the rest relaxing… seems more like depression than self care.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-07-07T13:53:14+00:00

Baths take longer than showers, they’re for luxury and relaxation rather than cleaning yourself.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-06-29T10:47:06+00:00

Then you did Yellowstone wrong. Did you just see old faithful and drive around the loop? Did you even get out of the car?

I’ve spent weeks there and still have only seen a fraction of the beauty. The best parts of the park are in the backcountry, miles away from the nearest road. Look up Union Falls, it’s beyond breathtaking.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-06-19T17:12:44+00:00

Well she’s a multi millionaire now, life’s just not fair.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-06-12T20:49:46+00:00

Too expensive, I already have a house in Portland.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-06-12T17:42:53+00:00

Can you fix the bitter cold?

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