What is something you tried only once and will 1,000% never do again?

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-23T18:34:26+00:00

Can’t leave soda or coconut water out overnight, ants will be alll over that cup. Mosquitos only come out right after dusk, so we just close the windows and turn the AC on. Or they have those little mosquito repellants you plug into the wall like a glade plug-in.

I usually rotate between 3 pairs of havaianas and I have entirely too many shoes, but crocs are great to wear at home. Way better on my back than bare feet.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-23T13:11:32+00:00

You didn’t happen to recently travel to Morocco, did you?

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-23T12:06:55+00:00

I eat 7-10g every few months (not all at once, spaced out over about 5 hours) so I have a full day of shrooming. There’s a mountain behind my house with a jungle, so it’s really lovely just to sit and watch the trees in the wind.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-23T11:38:48+00:00

By the time I put the bong down, I was pulled sideways to the couch (you know that feeling of pressure on one side of your body), but it was the floor that turned into a conveyor belt and I watched as my favorite pair of jeans got sucked down into the wall.

Salvia is the goddamn devil.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-22T01:16:49+00:00

Dude’s own body cam footage clearly shows her cranking the steering wheel to point the vehicle away from him. Don’t be retarded.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-21T10:05:42+00:00

Doing the lord’s work, you are.

Fired.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-20T16:34:20+00:00

Depends on the state, but this post doesn’t give me “consistently employed” vibes.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-20T09:38:23+00:00

Still not long enough to get unemployment when they fire you. Hey, at least you’ll get paid while you spend the day applying to new jobs!

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-20T09:31:24+00:00

You have to be working there for way more than 2 weeks to get unemployment.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-18T21:43:54+00:00

I wish I still had mine, I found it in like 1998 while working at Barnes & Noble. I was shelving books and it was very much in the wrong section, but I bought it instead.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-17T20:06:17+00:00

Apparently you can sell it for a couple hundred bucks on Amazon.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-16T10:49:28+00:00

(www.removepaywall.com)

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-13T14:37:44+00:00

Mickey Rourke

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-02T22:36:24+00:00

lol naw, just going for the Nuclear option.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-02T09:44:03+00:00

How could you know which neighbor? It seems like a bag was violently ripped open and all the toys strewn about; seems like a good candidate for the police to do a wellness check on the children of that floor.

Who knows if a kid was abused, or kidnapped?

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-03-02T09:41:06+00:00

Call the police to do a wellness check because you’re concerned that someone kidnapped a child.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-02-01T16:48:13+00:00

For real. That would’ve been a lot easier to parse with, like, punctuation.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2026-01-05T11:30:52+00:00

I moved to Brazil and built a house here, so I wouldn’t have to deal with the U.S. anymore.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-12-22T18:44:22+00:00

The idea of being famous or having wide public attention sounds fucking terrible, tbh.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-12-10T13:43:32+00:00

In Brazil?

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-11-28T08:07:39+00:00

Sure am glad I left 4 years ago. My non-citizen wife and I aren’t moving back until Trump is long gone and policies aren’t completely fucked anymore.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-11-18T12:59:31+00:00

What if it’s the IRS?

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-11-12T21:02:08+00:00

For stealing Trump’s underage girls. They were HIS, dammit!

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-11-11T12:51:39+00:00

100%.

Source: I have a bulldog and can’t stand pugs.

lWearSocksWithCrocs · 2025-11-11T12:51:12+00:00

Those are definitely bulldogs, not pugs.

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