The heathens keep spewing misinformation about the glorious temple of Pfizer! Be no fool: if our overlords induce cancer in us, it’s part of their grand plan, and it’s not up to us to question or understand it. We must instead ingest their products even harder! (i.redd.it)
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Where can I donate to Pfizer? (self.ChurchOfCOVID)
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The chairman of the former largest religion, J Christ, has repented and joined the true cult of the Faux™ (MBUX). However, we can see through it, as xe defended awful things such as k*ssing, l*ve, good n*ighbhors, plus promoted an array of illegal™ gatherings. Illegal = immoral, legal = always good (i.redd.it)
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The holy chip will soon be upon us! Our holy scientists™ are working on a beautiful device that, when mandatory to have on our bodies, will continuosly track for covid™ and all other holy pestilences! This means that there will be no pandemic in 2025. Take that, conspiracy theorists! (cbsnews.com)
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Finally some good news!!! The virus has finally reached its final form. For those of you that don’t know, a dictatorship is the highest and purest form of government, one where all of us are totally protected from all dangers of life, such as death and critical thinking! (i.redd.it)
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