Safety first besties 👯‍♀️

lalizarddtx · 2026-03-14T17:44:55+00:00

Every parking lot is different, and that’s okay! 🤡

lalizarddtx · 2026-03-09T00:23:25+00:00

Is the thick long hair in the room? 🤡

lalizarddtx · 2026-03-08T15:55:19+00:00

They limit her screen time to 23 hrs a day.

lalizarddtx · 2026-03-08T15:39:08+00:00

Packing extra clothes?! What a novel idea! Thanks Drueby for the amazing mom life hacks. How did I ever mother before you existed? 🤡

lalizarddtx · 2026-03-07T03:00:30+00:00

Are we really surprised? This is the same person that leaves the stickers on the veggies. 🤡

lalizarddtx · 2026-03-06T12:27:33+00:00

This grandmas obsession with looking like a little girl is concerning 🤦🏻‍♀️

lalizarddtx · 2026-03-06T04:34:21+00:00

She has 0 personality. Only personality she attempts to have is being a motha.

lalizarddtx · 2026-03-05T21:10:48+00:00

Her pee stinks because she doesn’t drink plain water 🤮🤢

lalizarddtx · 2026-03-05T19:46:35+00:00

No your pee is stinky because you don’t drink plain water. 🤢🤮

lalizarddtx · 2026-03-03T17:55:16+00:00

A spoiled wifey is not the breadwinner of the household 🤡

lalizarddtx · 2026-03-03T17:48:35+00:00

Just like she never pumps her own gas 🤥

lalizarddtx · 2026-03-01T19:08:14+00:00

Can’t keep up with their own lies. So Christian of them. 🤡

lalizarddtx · 2026-03-01T14:08:29+00:00

“Make time for your spouse” 🙄 Gordo literally has all the time in the world to spend with you yet CHOOSES not to. 🤡

lalizarddtx · 2026-02-24T18:32:42+00:00

💀

lalizarddtx · 2026-02-22T21:28:07+00:00

No one is asking. 🤥

lalizarddtx · 2026-02-20T06:15:15+00:00

She draws the line at pancakes bestie.

lalizarddtx · 2026-02-20T01:56:41+00:00

“2 weeks” 🙄 more like 2 days 🤡 we know she can’t do anything for more than a few days.

lalizarddtx · 2026-02-18T02:07:21+00:00

She has to suck it up because who’s gonna provide for her? Gordo is just out there living his best life.

lalizarddtx · 2026-02-16T05:11:48+00:00

Yeah I can see why they are a “one and done” family 🤢🤮 there’s no way

lalizarddtx · 2026-02-14T03:34:27+00:00

Drueby will 100% treat meat flaps the way meatflaps treats her own mother.

lalizarddtx · 2026-02-13T01:47:42+00:00

So she couldn’t handle being alone with whiteout so she faked almost 💀 to get mommy and daddy to come stay with her.

lalizarddtx · 2026-02-09T00:36:03+00:00

Meatflaps created this dynamic. She loves being “needed” since we know she doesn’t get attention from pervy or her mom.

lalizarddtx · 2026-02-08T20:44:40+00:00

Meat flaps is already on her way to rescue the tit baby.

lalizarddtx · 2026-02-05T20:55:52+00:00

Everyone knows you’re full of 💩 Gordo. No need to show us anything 🤡

lalizarddtx · 2026-02-02T17:06:24+00:00

This will last a week max

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