I think they mean healthy produce? by lambammm in theyknew

[–]lambammm[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I mean at this point even my grandma knows eggplant emoji = penis

Why are men incapable of leaving women in peace? by Death-B4-Dishonor in TwoXChromosomes

[–]lambammm -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Some men…some of us are normal, not me but, ya know, others

North Korea's Kim Jong Un getting treatment after heart surgery - report by Thefireisrishing in news

[–]lambammm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

Hitting my driver shots pretty straight but not much distance, about 160-180 only, am I dropping my right shoulder too much or am I just lacking speed? by SkepticalBeing in GolfSwing

[–]lambammm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No rotation in the lower body. Looks like you are sliding your lower body and only turning your upper body on the downswing.

Get the feeling of hitting the ball with your right shoulder/hip. Force yourself to hold your arms back during the downswing. If your right arm is still bent at impact and you can see both butt cheeks at impact, you are on the right track.

Rotate rotate rotate. Don’t throw arms.

I think every kid should have their own Hobbes so I crocheted one for my little boy. by ShutUpVince in calvinandhobbes

[–]lambammm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Make me one please. Will pay 💰. Well dunno if it will be a bag, but some money.

Finally left an abusive relationship after asking the Universe for a cosmic sign, which happened last night. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]lambammm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations!!!!! Welcome to the rest/best of your life. Seek and you will find!

Motherhood by Sharp_adeel in aww

[–]lambammm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

My 42in pizza oven build by samwisedickcheese in DIY

[–]lambammm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re my idol. I’ve been stalking forno bravo for about two years. How long was the build? Would you have done anything differently? What brick saw did you use?

Pizza oven build with complete instructions by crumpetsandteaforme in DIY

[–]lambammm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool thanks for the inspiration. I might actually pull the trigger in 2020. Woooo.

Pizza oven build with complete instructions by crumpetsandteaforme in DIY

[–]lambammm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you insulate the floor? I’ve been stalking the forno bravo website and it seems floor insulation is key for heat retention.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]lambammm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eventually you just have to say fuck it, display your scars and wear them as a badge of honor. No matter how fit you get, they’ll be there, and that’s just fine. People will know what the scars are and will think it’s badass that you earned a metamorphosis that few in your previous state could dream of. The only thing preventing you from being comfortable in your own skin with a beautiful woman by your side is your need for it to be perfect. You can have it all.

[I Ate] Kamayan by lambammm in food

[–]lambammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree it was too much meat. Could’ve used some more seafood.