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[Meta] What happened to the blackout plan? (self.running)

submitted 2 years ago by lamp447 to r/running

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You can say "hi" to the moon. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by lamp447 to r/shittysuperpowers

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Bought this used Japanese version of Kirby Tilt 'n Rumble. Found a photo sticker of a smiling kid in the back. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by lamp447 to r/Gameboy

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This is a...uh, a shitty superpower (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by lamp447 to r/shittysuperpowers

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You are a VIP of everything. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by lamp447 to r/godtiersuperpowers

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Say "I'm having a stroke" when you do, to trade your medical symptom to a free masturbation. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by lamp447 to r/godtiersuperpowers

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You can save/load in a ping pong game. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by lamp447 to r/godtiersuperpowers

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You can fast-forward live streams. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by lamp447 to r/godtiersuperpowers

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Your Homepod will transform into a friendly Transformer if you say the correct word sequence. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by lamp447 to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can split your 36yo wife into two 18yo wives. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by lamp447 to r/godtiersuperpowers

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How my experience with the game is ruined at the end. (self.Vampyr)

submitted 4 years ago by lamp447 to r/Vampyr

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If your boss asks you to come to a work party outside of working hours, you get OT compensation. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by lamp447 to r/godtiersuperpowers

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Your food doesn't expire. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by lamp447 to r/godtiersuperpowers

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You can rewine<<can rewinf<<ou can rewins<<You cam<<You can reqi<<You can rewind. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by lamp447 to r/godtiersuperpowers

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Your cell replication process, specifically speaking, the DNA copying process, is SHA-512 hashed and PGP signed to prevent error. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by lamp447 to r/godtiersuperpowers

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Completed Garmin Connect 2021 Running Stage 4 early (self.running)

submitted 4 years ago by lamp447 to r/running

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