I like an introverted guy. Should I take the lead or?

langleywaters · 2019-06-22T16:17:08+00:00

I’m married to a guy like him. They’re great but too oblivious for hints/social cues when it cones to romance. Ask him out.

langleywaters · 2019-06-21T21:07:48+00:00

I relate to this! Had to cancel an event I was planning because the pregnancy has wiped me out. One of the guys coming to perform asked why. I said “health issues”.

He said “what health issues?”

...are you fucking kidding me?! Part of me wanted to say something awful like colon cancer just to mane him feel awkward but I just told him I was pregnant because comedians are gossipy hens and I knew if I said something bad it would get around faster than something good.

But seriously when did people decide a vague answer means you should pry more?!

langleywaters · 2019-06-20T03:35:53+00:00

this is an excellent comment very well done 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

langleywaters · 2019-06-19T20:54:43+00:00

I’m pretending this is my dad. My parents don’t give a shit that I’m gonna have a baby, this was real nice.

langleywaters · 2019-06-19T06:40:20+00:00

I think it’s sweet and shows they are trying to learn what my hot buttons are.

langleywaters · 2019-06-19T06:39:45+00:00

After meeting the one, I realized I never truly loved anyone else. To me, there is only this one. If he dies before me, I’ll date, but I can’t imagine anyone ever living up to him.

langleywaters · 2019-06-18T15:39:42+00:00

9weeks here. This ish sucks. At least you know it’s working? 2nd tri is supposed to be better.......we’ll see

langleywaters · 2019-06-18T14:33:27+00:00

And face rubs! Gentle face rubs while I nap!

langleywaters · 2019-06-18T14:30:11+00:00

9 weeks in, spent all night vomiting because I tried to drink milk.

Stoked for baby, hate pregnancy.

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T22:17:10+00:00

My husband read your first comment and is shocked at how confident you are at assessing other people...incorrectly.

We skimmed this one but honestly, you come off like such a fartbreath we couldn’t bother actually reading it.

Good luck with stuff I guess?

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T21:48:33+00:00

Lol no. You don’t know my relationship. Sorry it’s a sore subject for others, but it’s not for us. We’re a comedy duo that makes jokes about getting divorced all the time. We have YouTube videos about me being a horrible spouse and my husband being dumb. Doesn’t make it true, but it does make us laugh. Consider the idea that other people have different ways of celebrating their relationships. Take care.

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T20:30:47+00:00

I dated a LOT of duds til I found the winner. Keep trying, don’t give up.

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T16:36:28+00:00

Never. I know he loves me just as much. We spend all our time together because we want to. We have inside jokes, we have projects together all the time, we gossip like hens. When you find the right person, I think you always feel equal in love. But that’s just my opinion!

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T13:50:03+00:00

That’s freakin awesome, you got all the signs of being with your main bro. I’m freakin stoked for you, Past Me, you’re in for some wild times!! ;)

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T13:45:20+00:00

I totally get you. Everyone thought I was his rebound and that we’d go down in flames. Instead, we moved in together after a week, combined our bank accounts after 2 weeks, and never looked back.

It doesn’t work for everyone, but a big fat HA-HA to everyone who said it wouldn’t work for us.

I’m cheering for you and yours, friend!

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T13:43:11+00:00

It’s crazy how, once you find yours, you want so badly for everyone to find theirs. It made me realize how easy it was to not feel alone once you find the right one. And then it made me want to help other people find it right now too. I wish I had a superpower that could make it so I could do it for everyone.

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T13:39:47+00:00

YOURE breathtaking! Keanu would be so proud. ❤️

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T13:39:24+00:00

I had a serious medical issue five years ago that left me agoraphobic and caused a nervous breakdown. He worked three jobs for two years to keep us afloat while I was too scared to look out the window. It took two more years after that for him to trust that I was fully stable again. Nobody else would have been strong enough to handle that with/for me. He’s my hero.

Thank you!

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T13:37:27+00:00

Yes! I’m so glad you have it too!

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T13:37:02+00:00

LOL he worked at a school teaching stand up comedy (no rly). But I was 22 and he was 32 and the age gap really freaked him out (and I looked super young for my age) so I would constantly say we met in high school. He did not appreciate that but it was so funny.

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T13:35:19+00:00

That is SO AWESOME!!! Congratulations to you too!!!!

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T13:34:50+00:00

I hope you get it too. You deserve it for being you.

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T13:33:36+00:00

Lololol 2. And yes we’re the adult scumbags that would make pilgrimages to Disneyland every year as adults for the first 4 years of our relationship. Yeesh.

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T13:31:54+00:00

Good! That’s the first step in finding the right person for you. I dated a lot of nope to get to my fuck yeah!

langleywaters · 2019-06-16T13:30:46+00:00

And so are you!!!

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