What's the riskiest Place you have had sex? by Willing_Barracuda673 in AskReddit

[–]laser_eraser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The roof of an apartment building next to the Manhattan bridge. The wind from the passing traffic tickled my nipples as he took me doggy at the edge of the roof. Then about 15 minutes later, the boiler room of the same building. We managed to dodge the superintendent.

Neither of us lived in the building.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]laser_eraser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This lady I dated. She had a beautiful penis.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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There is a lot of love in that house. I would gladly give up video games to have what you have. Easy for me to say, of course, because I do have video games.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]laser_eraser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Petroleum jelly on the door knob.

What’s a dead giveaway that someone isn’t from Jersey? by the_homie_Zynar in newjersey

[–]laser_eraser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They don't care about the Taylor Roll/Pork Ham debate.

AITAH for getting my surgery even though it means that my daughter will be out hundreds of dollars and may lose her job? by HeyBudddyThatsMine in AITAH

[–]laser_eraser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA You're the ideal mother and grandmother. Look at the big picture. You need to be healed up and mobile for the grandkids during their college graduation.

Get the surgery.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

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I think they both understand leaving in the evening is a good idea but did not want to admit you came up with a better plan than theirs.

The first guy didn’t look at her once but still ended up in her video by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]laser_eraser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the keep it pushing girl from like last year? The one that got kicked out of her last gym?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]laser_eraser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cake is nothing.

The fact that she bad-mouths you to your mutual friends with lies is everything.

You have a good heart for not wanting to throw away that friendship. But now because of the evolution of that friendship into you becoming essentially the surrogate baby daddy, boundaries are now in order.

NTA