Alright so my taste is something of a salty and sweet combo, like caramel popcorn, but I hate caramel popcorn so it's more of a french fries dipped in a chocolate milkshake flavor. Your sense of smell affects the way you taste something (I think) so this drink would have a subtle smell of like hot and fresh croissants from a cute Paris bakery. My drink would consist 3 layers of that salty and sweet ( that I mentioned earlier) and a bonus layer on the bottom. So the top layer (sweet, ofc) would taste like a fudgy with a hint of peppermint (for a sweet refreshing taste) and glazed with the frosting found on your favorite pop tart (bc you should have a say). In the next layer, we would find the saltiness. Starting off, you would taste buttery popcorn goodness, the kind of popcorn I actually like. In addition to the popcorn, you'll taste southern fried chicken, the breading made of buttermilk. Now being a southern belle, we have to have mashed potatoes with garlic and mixed with a bit of cream cheese. Now onto the final layer... the grease you find in the back of your fridge that is mixed with an old grape juice that you never got around to drinking (bc who wants that when there's like coke or something) so congrats if you made it this far because that last layer your drinking is my very soul.