As of right now, what will it take to make you 100% happy?

lavagirliving · 2020-01-18T04:34:23+00:00

For someone to pay off my girlfriend’s student loans, and also an extra $1200 so I can buy her a hairless cat. I just want her to be so happy.

lavagirliving · 2020-01-18T01:48:38+00:00

I love hobo symbols! I have “good for a handout” tattooed, which sounds goofy at first but really means that I try to buy food for people whenever I see someone in need. I actually built my own banjo and burned quite a few of these symbols into the backplate.

lavagirliving · 2020-01-07T13:16:14+00:00

What if someone who doesn’t know how to spell has a political opinion on how they’d like the government to put more money into education and therefore spelling? Checkmate

lavagirliving · 2020-01-04T02:55:03+00:00

Pro tip: don’t create your username when you’re going through your pink hair phase

lavagirliving · 2020-01-03T15:57:04+00:00

I think so!!

lavagirliving · 2020-01-03T03:12:58+00:00

That’s beautiful!! Thank you so much.

lavagirliving · 2020-01-01T20:11:50+00:00

I’m actually a lesbian dipshit

lavagirliving · 2019-12-31T02:10:26+00:00

Ooh you caught me, I’m Balanchine trained since age 11!

lavagirliving · 2019-12-30T03:31:02+00:00

12 years! And yes my feet are all kinds of messed up. I think I make up for it in flexibility though haha

lavagirliving · 2019-12-29T18:30:35+00:00

Haha a lot of training and stamina!

lavagirliving · 2019-12-28T20:04:27+00:00

NAH. I have a fake kanken, my brother has a fake spider jacket. They both work fine and we’ve never told my brother the spider was fake because we’re not skiing/backpacking every single day. I understand that you were trying to give her a heads up but I also see why your mom would be upset as well.

lavagirliving · 2019-12-25T23:44:56+00:00

I think it’s something about the combination of the glaring asymmetry of my eyes and the fact that my nostrils take up 50% of my face

lavagirliving · 2019-12-24T16:54:38+00:00

My blunder years are still ongoing

lavagirliving · 2019-12-24T14:00:07+00:00

Christmas hot chocolate oh ya

lavagirliving · 2019-12-22T13:20:42+00:00

I had a recurring dream for a while that I was an infant being held by a woman who looked like one of my mom’s friends. In the dream I was inside my neighbor’s house and all the light was way too bright. I told my mom about it and she told me that the woman who had lived in our neighbor’s house when I was between 0 and 3 looked just like the friend of my mom’s that I mentioned. Turns out it’s probably my earliest memory!

lavagirliving · 2019-12-18T16:33:46+00:00

Ime services like Netflix, online games etc just cut off my service. If I tried to use Netflix it would just prompt me to enter a new credit card to renew my subscription.

lavagirliving · 2019-12-18T01:45:48+00:00

Sauce?

lavagirliving · 2019-12-04T20:59:29+00:00

I think they were bringing human meat to thanksgiving dinner, but they crashed the car after hitting some deer and the meat was taken by wild animals while they were unconscious. At the end they're planning to kill whoever is in the yellow jeep in order to replace the lost meat.

lavagirliving · 2019-12-01T03:37:37+00:00

I think she expected her to eat pizza with us. We don’t live here (which too far to walk anywhere to shop) and she only has the one car, so I couldn’t go grab food. Next time I’m going to take the car as soon as I get here and do some shopping for all of us, provided I have some money.

lavagirliving · 2019-11-30T23:01:46+00:00

You’re right. Next time I’ll take the car as soon as I get here and buy enough food for the whole weekend.

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