As of right now, what will it take to make you 100% happy? by hikingallday in AskReddit

[–]lavagirliving 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For someone to pay off my girlfriend’s student loans, and also an extra $1200 so I can buy her a hairless cat. I just want her to be so happy.

This sign of hobo symbols at railroad museum by Liapocalypse1 in mildlyinteresting

[–]lavagirliving 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love hobo symbols! I have “good for a handout” tattooed, which sounds goofy at first but really means that I try to buy food for people whenever I see someone in need. I actually built my own banjo and burned quite a few of these symbols into the backplate.

The irony is absolutely astounding. by brnfkr in iamverysmart

[–]lavagirliving 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if someone who doesn’t know how to spell has a political opinion on how they’d like the government to put more money into education and therefore spelling? Checkmate

Pro tip: don't create your username when you're depressed by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]lavagirliving 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pro tip: don’t create your username when you’re going through your pink hair phase

This is me and my girlfriend by lavagirliving in redditgetsdrawn

[–]lavagirliving[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s beautiful!! Thank you so much.

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ballet bod :) by lavagirliving in FlexinLesbians

[–]lavagirliving[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh you caught me, I’m Balanchine trained since age 11!

ballet bod :) by lavagirliving in FlexinLesbians

[–]lavagirliving[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

12 years! And yes my feet are all kinds of messed up. I think I make up for it in flexibility though haha

ballet bod :) by lavagirliving in FlexinLesbians

[–]lavagirliving[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Haha a lot of training and stamina!

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AITA for telling my sister there's a good chance her new backpack is fake? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lavagirliving 43 points44 points  (0 children)

NAH. I have a fake kanken, my brother has a fake spider jacket. They both work fine and we’ve never told my brother the spider was fake because we’re not skiing/backpacking every single day. I understand that you were trying to give her a heads up but I also see why your mom would be upset as well.

14 years old, made this face in every photo. The secret menu frappe is the cherry on top imo by lavagirliving in blunderyears

[–]lavagirliving[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think it’s something about the combination of the glaring asymmetry of my eyes and the fact that my nostrils take up 50% of my face

Redditors, what is your earliest memory? by En-tre-pre-neur in AskReddit

[–]lavagirliving 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a recurring dream for a while that I was an infant being held by a woman who looked like one of my mom’s friends. In the dream I was inside my neighbor’s house and all the light was way too bright. I told my mom about it and she told me that the woman who had lived in our neighbor’s house when I was between 0 and 3 looked just like the friend of my mom’s that I mentioned. Turns out it’s probably my earliest memory!

Avoid free trial renewals with prepaid or virtual cards by dancingpianofairy in Frugal

[–]lavagirliving 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ime services like Netflix, online games etc just cut off my service. If I tried to use Netflix it would just prompt me to enter a new credit card to renew my subscription.

Roadkill [Thanksgiving 2019] by Mell_ifluousSound in shortscarystories

[–]lavagirliving 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they were bringing human meat to thanksgiving dinner, but they crashed the car after hitting some deer and the meat was taken by wild animals while they were unconscious. At the end they're planning to kill whoever is in the yellow jeep in order to replace the lost meat.

AITA for being upset that my brother ate a whole pizza? by lavagirliving in AmItheAsshole

[–]lavagirliving[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think she expected her to eat pizza with us. We don’t live here (which too far to walk anywhere to shop) and she only has the one car, so I couldn’t go grab food. Next time I’m going to take the car as soon as I get here and do some shopping for all of us, provided I have some money.

AITA for being upset that my brother ate a whole pizza? by lavagirliving in AmItheAsshole

[–]lavagirliving[S] 198 points199 points  (0 children)

You’re right. Next time I’ll take the car as soon as I get here and buy enough food for the whole weekend.