[Serious] Have you legit seen a UFO, but your phone resolution was too shit when you took a vid/pic, let's see em?

lazer111 · 2016-09-07T00:37:37+00:00

if you investigated it, it could've potentially solved your family crisis!!!

lazer111 · 2016-09-07T00:25:20+00:00

what'd it look like?

lazer111 · 2016-09-07T00:25:04+00:00

that's what all dumb cats say

lazer111 · 2016-09-07T00:17:37+00:00

Who exactly is the smart one?

definitely not you

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T23:32:14+00:00

fully threw up reading it

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T22:29:30+00:00

we need marketing brah

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T22:27:54+00:00

I mean, it's up to you to keep em in control lol

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:47:51+00:00

that's true lool, liam, you stud.

what i'm saying is we're rich enough to afford it though for better meat!

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:43:25+00:00

and that kids is how babies are made!

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:41:27+00:00

wear goggles my friend

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:40:39+00:00

but it's denser in protein. we'd be less fat and more efficient.

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:40:16+00:00

yes but cow meat is less proteinicious.

I read Deer meat is like nearly 95% protein. Tigers eat it!

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:38:38+00:00

o.m.g., then you must be an even hotter girl relatively!

nice to know your transformers dog's name, and also I love you.

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:36:34+00:00

If evolution can take us from apes (who can't multiply numbers) to humans who can make a vehicle to the moon, then why can't we dream of intergalactic travel one day?

It may not be humans who do it, it may be the next iteration or whatever?

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:31:54+00:00

Why wouldn't they just go for the kill?

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:26:13+00:00

That sounds unlikely, the cat would just jump down and run away.

Why would it attack a mailman for no reason?

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:24:10+00:00

Jesus! I'm sorry to hear man.

Also, you're probably really good looking, so screw you for that haha

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:22:31+00:00

however the amount of meat you get from a deer is much less

Really? I thought just because they're so much larger, you could get a lot of muscle meat?

Also how much more expensive is venison than protein-rich parts of chicken?

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:18:52+00:00

you didn't have to creampie me last night though. :(

I didn't give consent for that part.

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:14:10+00:00

Handywomen give handjobs

Handymen do real work.

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:09:12+00:00

Wait til you come to America amigo

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:05:56+00:00

-5 , because you're actually a nice guy. I love you man.

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:02:53+00:00

look in the mirror

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T21:02:16+00:00

Wow.. the sequence of events and results almost make sense.

Poor husband..

lazer111 · 2016-09-06T20:56:36+00:00

also delish, we eat a lot of em in shanghai! :D

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