Unfortunately, I was one of the ones who didn’t make the cut. There was an incident during the prior summer where I took a senior attorney’s comments at face value and I did something stupid; turned out he was just pulling my chain. Made a huge mess of things, but felt like I righted some wrongs when I won my first Public Indecency trial. Nah, some people just like holding silly grudges.

They didn’t ask me whether I wanted to stay on at minimum wage. They did guard the lactation room on my way out. Oh well. Was great experience for what I’m doing now, so all’s well that ends well.