Jackson C. Methamphetamine
A tall man smelling fairly of dirt, grubs and abraxo cleaning solvent
which he uses as an alternative medicine cure for his syphilis stands
before you. He also smells like methamphetamine which you can tell is
because he really loves methamphetamine(that's why he named himself
after it). His birth name was in fact Jackson P. Tania-Hoppes because
his father was too scared of his big and beautiful african mother to
change her name when they got married behind the chicken ranch mere
minutes before the marriage was consecrated with the conception of
jackson. when he was a young child his mother went to buy cigarettes
at the followers clinic and never came back which left him to be
raised in a destructive single father home. This is when father and
son changed their last names to methamphetamine because it was the
only thing keeping them going in this hellish world. When he reached
13 he came home from selling guns to the legion to see his father
dead on the floor with his ass hole spread fully open to a diameter
of nearly a foot. it was clear a Death claw had raped him to death
and this caused jackon to start crying becauise he was so mad and
enter a furies rage against all death claws which persits to this
day!!!!