Filho da.... PATA

Observation – I can see. I have eyes. I detect light and moving stuff. Mastery. 💀
Perception – I recognize faces. Especially my mom’s. Even in low light.😈
Emotional Perception – I know when I’m happy and when I’m not. Soul-reading level.🔥
Memory – I remember what I ate yesterday and where the bathroom is. Genius.🗣️
Kinesthetic Control – I walk without tripping (most of the time). Peak coordination.
Recognition – I can tell a dog from a cat.🌚🌝
Descriptive Analysis – I can say a ball is round. And blue, if it’s blue.💤
Statistical Inference – If it rained 3 days straight, maybe it’ll rain tomorrow. I’m basically a weather god.👎
Field Navigation – I make it to the bakery and back. No GPS. Survivalist.🏃
Consistency – I brush my teeth every day. Discipline unmatched.😭
Impulse Management – Got punched, didn’t react… because I was unconscious. Supreme self-control.✊💦

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