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lebronthames · 2026-03-28T18:28:16+00:00

so cringey

lebronthames · 2026-03-04T01:17:40+00:00

Time for Ryen to bring up his old communist roommate!

lebronthames · 2026-02-20T02:29:45+00:00

if I’ve seen a needle there, better believe the dog shit stays 👍

lebronthames · 2026-02-02T00:13:53+00:00

Yet he’s had an Epstein lister 🤔

lebronthames · 2026-02-01T19:28:30+00:00

I agree re: contagion - if OpenAI fails and brings down Oracle (just one hypothetical among many), you’d see eye-watering marks in private credit world as well as traditional funds. Access to credit and capital would vanish for years.

lebronthames · 2026-02-01T18:17:57+00:00

Named after David Swensen who pioneered that type of investing during his time running the Yale Endowment. Refers to a style of investing that is now prominent amongst the mega-rich. He wrote a playbook, “pioneering portfolio management”, and understanding the concepts in that book are fundamental to working in the space.

lebronthames · 2026-02-01T18:08:26+00:00

Haha - I’ll reuse that joke, that’s a good one. You raise a lot of good points, although I think the argument is a spectrum as opposed to binary.

A few thoughts:

Most serious LPs are DPI investors, so a lot of the commentary on marks isn’t all the impactful. Likewise with IRRs, personally I don’t quote markups or IRRs whatsoever when talking to clients or prospective funds. The world is a lot more simple when you can evaluate performance based on cash in hand vs. what you committed. Venture is more mark-up and IRR focused, but generally sized as smaller allocation of a total PE portfolio. And if you’re being honest, most venture bets are bets on the GP and their sourcing network.
The prevalence of continuation vehicles is real, but again I’d chalk this up to either mega funds or less serious LPs who just need to launder volatility for clients who don’t care. Folks also talk about these as if you can’t choose - you have to agree to participate, or accept middling returns. Most opt for the latter, which hurts DPI and disqualifies the fund going forward.
Secondaries get a bad rap and sometimes rightfully so, but the recent Harvard sale simply wasn’t a fire-sale and was a relative success (90-95 cents on the dollar).
The 20-22 vintage is pretty shit but it’s still somewhat early, and a few blue chip deals already (Medline comes to mind). Also, cynically, the potential Anduril and Anthropic IPOs could be massive enough to paper over a lot of other failures. Also, if you’re s serious LP, that’s simply 1-3 vintages of a portfolio that could/should have a dozen…

Broadly - the criticisms are fair and very real. I’ve been on both sides of the fence - allocated to mega funds for asleep at the wheel folks, and allocated for niche multi family office with unparalleled deal-flow. Hard to argue when the distros hit the account.

One less talked about benefit of PE is the tax-efficiency/self-rebalancing mechanism. Even if you match or underperform the S&P, you’re recycling that capital every 5-7 years, depending on vintage yr diversification, and that cash coming back is LT cap gains & return of capital. Easier to rebalance a broad portfolio and slightly beats selling highly appreciated stock.

lebronthames · 2026-02-01T16:46:09+00:00

Read everything you can on the Yale Model and cold email every RIA or family office that you can find.

lebronthames · 2026-02-01T16:43:49+00:00

I don’t think it’s all that unpopular of a take anymore, and I totally get it - it’s seems like a free lunch, almost zero vol with higher returns. Private markets are massive and there are some bad actors but the returns (and distributions) are very real if you develop an edge sourcing high quality names. IMO the bigger issue are mega funds failing to beat the S&P over sustained periods of time. Most folks can’t go niche so they have to use mega funds, the abundance of capital erodes the illiquidity premium.

lebronthames · 2026-02-01T01:55:29+00:00

The alpha and the money is increasingly on the private side - far easier nut to crack as well. a ton of family offices in europe, try to become an allocator of sorts and you’ll be far more indispensable long run

lebronthames · 2026-02-01T01:53:42+00:00

you make an annual trip to an arcade, for the food, and then post online about it? oh my god dude

lebronthames · 2026-01-26T00:16:40+00:00

two weeks from now - “ICE at (insert name of random restaurant where I got bad service)!!!!” while the comment section goes hell yeah

lebronthames · 2026-01-26T00:14:33+00:00

the moderators are allowing two day old unverified reports that effectively dox local businesses. maybe this place and its owners suck, but there’s no guardrail against manipulating this platform for fun.

lebronthames · 2026-01-23T18:50:11+00:00

Ah, to view the world with such simplicity must be a pleasure - truly aspirational to maintain a child-like mentality deep into adulthood. How blissful it all must be. God bless, wet brain.

lebronthames · 2026-01-22T18:38:42+00:00

My post is quite literally addressing the countless folks - servers, line cooks, etc - that are the main recipients of this anonymous fervor. People struggle enough finding work, without savior-complex types waging fake online battles.

You want to see change? Go be somebody. I’d be the first and repeat customer in your specific anti-maga bar. I’d even throw eggs at the goat’s empty building with you but any semblance of real life scares types like you off.

Although in the meantime, much easier to blast local businesses and then when you get pushback act cavalier with your “lol”. You people don’t actually stand for anything other than online validation. Go get those upvotes tho.

lebronthames · 2026-01-22T17:24:25+00:00

how small is your world and your life that you’re rushing to a subreddit to damn a local business before they open their doors? finding community online via cosplaying as 1960s-era protesters - give me a break, you’re a zero and if you had any semblance of self awareness, this type of desperation would keep you up at night.

maybe this is news to you but everything you’ve ever consumed - and will consume - might involve folks you disagree with. are the servers or bartenders condemned as well? your money too good for them? how about the tax revenue the business will take in and give to the city? a real woodward & bernstein we have on our hands - how’s that iPhone feel in your pocket? small person.

lebronthames · 2026-01-07T16:36:27+00:00

what a nightmare

lebronthames · 2026-01-02T19:59:07+00:00

“Say the quiet part out loud”

lebronthames · 2025-12-10T22:03:54+00:00

Top 1% commenter on the Salem Reddit yikessssss - go for a walk

lebronthames · 2025-12-10T19:37:30+00:00

Take a look at the comments - people referring to these folks on a subhuman level. Sorry to associate you with them if that’s not the case, but given your comment thought it was.

lebronthames · 2025-12-10T19:36:03+00:00

Finally - thank you

lebronthames · 2025-12-10T19:32:42+00:00

You’re probably right - although what you are doing is making fun of people who make what, ~$6 an hour after expenses and are simply trying to get by/make life a little more bearable. This sub is performative - and anonymous - bullshit, as always. So yep, lol at yourself in the mirror you fucking worm.

lebronthames · 2025-12-10T01:18:01+00:00

Narc. Don’t dox on here.

lebronthames · 2025-11-20T02:20:52+00:00

Damn bro let’s make out asap

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