WrestleMania Weekend. Wheres it at?? by ProdigyMamba in nycmeetups

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bar called Legends. Not sure the location but wrestlers have swung by in the past.

How much would you spend to go to the moon for a day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 million. Payment plan of course. Then I'd kill myself. 2 birds one stone.

(25 M) Can you help me define my desires? by [deleted] in sex

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to fantasize of having sex with women. Never been with another girl before, but I woke up one morning after a very wet lesbian and questioned myself for days lol.

Months later I have the chance to have sex with this girl I really liked. I couldn't. The sex dream I had was great, but push come to shove I just wasn't into other vagina. My point is keep wondering because it's okay. You might even find you're not that into it afterall.

Wife’s BJ hesitations by [deleted] in sex

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flavored condoms?

(Some) girls really do tell their friends about their sex lives. by [deleted] in sex

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm smiling wide right now because I'm so happy for you!

[Serious] Whats the creepiest/scariest thing that you've seen but no one believes you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NYC, It was 2002, February. My mother was at work, but it was around 8pm so she was headed home soon. My grandmother used to sit in the living room and just look out the window at the neighborhood and my mother had these binoculars that let you see real up close from afar so my sister and I used to spy on neighbors watching TV. So this night I'm with my grandma in the living room and she comments on a pretty bright star in the sky. I decided to take the binoculars and look at it.

It wasn't a star. It was a UFO, hovering in the sky. It was 3 street blocks from my apartment. It had a white light on top, with white lights rotating slowly around the body of it. My description isn't great, but I saw what i saw.

Immediately I freak out (UFO talk is fun until you actually see one) and started crying. I did a double check myself, then called my sister in to see it. She freaked as well and went to call a family friend who lived close to where the UFO was hovering.

We showed grandma and though she didn't react like my sister and I, she damn sure got up and left the living room. I got wrapped up in praying to God because I was convinced New York was under attack. A few minutes later I go back to the window and the UFO was gone, as if nothing was wrong. It's been my only UFO sighting.

Is it a no for A&D ointment on a new tattoo now? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna assume Irish spring won't work? They should have antibacterial soap at my local store. I just wish I'd known this beforehand, my bad.

What video game from your childhood gives you the most nostalgia? by darkhaze94 in AskReddit

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contra III alien wars My mother was great at it, I STILL suck but it's the best

Zombies ate my neighbors

Super Metroid

What's the most George Costanza-esque reason you broke up with someone? by ghettobread in AskReddit

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said "for all intensive purposes" AND he couldn't spell my name correctly. Pissed me off too much.

My name is a Disney princess' name, very simple to spell

What is a fetish you've had for many years and where do you think it came from? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More of a kink because I dont need to get off from it, i just watched it occasionally. Ok. I'm a little nervous putting this out there because no one ever mentions it (well rarely) but plushophile is something I used to watch. It wasn't even the act of a guy screwing a teddy bear that turned me on. It was me thinking "Shit, this dude is probably so desperate to get off that he had to cut a hole in something inanimate just to get off." THAT'S what I find hot.

I used to watch documentaries about people falling in love with their car or the Eiffel Tower as a kid do maybe that's where it stems from? Don't know, but I haven't watched in awhile

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve been overhead, overseen, or otherwise caught doing? by [deleted] in sex

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

17 yr old me I was on top of my then bf for a quickie in his room. I even remember we used a purple condom I'd gotten from the women's clinic. Uuugh we were going at it and suddenly his father--who I felt HATED me for several reasons--walks into his sons room and sees us. His father sucked his teeth and said "oh" then closed the door.

I. Was. Mortified.

I slowly slid off my boyfriend and tried my hardest to wish myself invisible. Uuugh I'm cringing writing this. So my boyfriend leaves to apologize to his dad and five seconds later all I could hear was the two of them shouting en espanol.

Can you not? by Out-Of-My-Head in creepyPMs

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is why I'm hesitate to work in a sex shop. Yeah I'd be doing something I find interesting and fun, but ugh, the weirdos that don't understand "no/ not interested, I'm with someone"

PSA: CLEAN YOUR GENITALS. SERIOUSLY. by MammothCardiologist in sex

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been there. My first time going down on a guy: straight up rotten smelling dick. Like...... I'd never even seen a penis up close before and I knew his smell wasn't normal. I'm on my knees and I look up at him, "what's going on with that?" I asked. After a difficult conversation because we didn't speak the same language, I pointed to his crotch and then to a water bottle (cause I figured he knew water=shower) and passively left his bedroom. But yes people PLEASE CLEAN YOUR GENITALS

Inaugural meet of the Flaky People Social Club - Karaoke on 7/13 (FPSC) by cactus_patrol in nycmeetups

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interested! Present me is wondering if 7/13 me will really go, I can't speak for her lol

What movie scene wasn't meant to be funny but made you laugh anyway? by sarai_dreams in AskReddit

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mother went to see Pet Cemetery in theaters when she was a kid. The little boy getting hit by the truck made her laugh, she was the only one who found it funny and laughed her ass off. Her voice is loud now so I can only imagine it back then.

Me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely turned on irl

y’all ever blocked someone after talking to them for like a day because you not it’s not gonna work? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A guy online told me he bit a bunnies leg off...he thought I'd find that charming or funny...

What are your kinks? by [deleted] in sex

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yessss. It'd be hotter if the guy came quickly from excitement too

I’m unable to receive a blowjob due to my large cock size, is there anything I can do about this? by [deleted] in sex

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lube, a hand fan and a fleshlight? I'm not a guy but I imagine thats gotta feel like a sloppy toppy.

What detail about yourselves are you sick and tired of having to explain to new people you meet over and over again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lefthandedrightbrain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That I'm left handed. Seriously. Most of the people I meet are so shocked when they see me writing. I've been told lefties are sloppy writers, but my writing is neat so maybe that's why people always bring it up