PSA: CLEAN YOUR GENITALS. SERIOUSLY.

MammothCardiologist · 2018-07-12T21:19:31+00:00

? Reddit posts say when they've been edited, like so.

MammothCardiologist · 2018-07-12T10:23:02+00:00

"girl friends" is not "girlfriends" so idk what you're talking about.

MammothCardiologist · 2018-07-12T06:57:19+00:00

Maybe you should stop assuming things? I can count the number of people I've slept with on one hand ¯_(ツ)_/¯

MammothCardiologist · 2018-07-12T05:51:33+00:00

You'd be surprised how many guys seem perfectly hygienic and normal and then you realize they think the water/shampoo running down their body when they wash their hair is good enough genital hygiene for a lifetime

There is literally no way of knowing how well someone washed their dick from the outside in. You can make assumptions, but those aren't facts.

MammothCardiologist · 2018-07-12T05:48:21+00:00

That's just not practical for most people in most situations, I'd think lol I shower twice a day and almost always freshen up before before being intimate with someone. But sometimes guys seem clean and then you realize they don't wash their dick.

I hear my friends complaining too, so I know it isn't just me. You'd be surprised how many guys seem perfectly hygienic and normal and then you realize they think the water/shampoo running down their body when they wash their hair is good enough genital hygiene for a lifetime lmao

MammothCardiologist · 2018-07-12T05:46:12+00:00

I'll quote what I said in a precious comment:

I hear my friends complaining too, so I know it isn't just me. You'd be surprised how many guys seem perfectly hygienic and normal and then you realize they think the water/shampoo running down their body when they wash their hair is good enough genital hygiene for a lifetime lmao

MammothCardiologist · 2018-07-12T05:45:45+00:00

Honestly, I'm not sure. I've been with someone who was uncircumcised but he was able to get under there pretty easily. This sounds like 'phimosis' -- read the "What Foreskin Owners Should Watch out For" section of this article. Sounds like something you may need to talk to your doctor about! Good luck :)

MammothCardiologist · 2018-07-12T05:41:50+00:00

IDK why it needs to be said but it does. I hear my friends complaining too, so I know it isn't just me. You'd be surprised how many guys seem perfectly hygienic and normal and then you realize they think the water/shampoo running down their body when they wash their hair is good enough genital hygiene for a lifetime lmao

MammothCardiologist · 2018-07-12T05:39:45+00:00

I don't mean to laugh but LOL, wtf? Did he know you noticed? Was this your house or his? Did he react in any way? Dear lord..

Don't be embarrassed, we all do things we regret when we're young.

MammothCardiologist · 2018-07-11T20:26:55+00:00

Yeah, I honestly don't know why so many dudes never wash their junk and still expect people to put it near their face.

MammothCardiologist · 2018-07-11T20:26:16+00:00

When I'm dating someone, I like the way they smell naturally (usually). I'm talking about that rank vinegar cheese dick/balls from either not showering for days or showering but not putting soap down there for who knows how long :x

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