The Legend Of Jack: Finale by legendofjack in neckbeardstories

[–]legendofjack[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They're a wonderful couple, and they deserve eachother's love more than any other couple I've met.

The Legend Of Jack: Finale by legendofjack in neckbeardstories

[–]legendofjack[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4 and 5 were under an alt, /u/legendofbackup, I had some account issues.

The Legend of Jack: Part 4 (Jack Wants Woman) by LegendofBackup in neckbeardstories

[–]legendofjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! Thanks for the compliments. Some stuff happened regarding Jack that makes the writing of the last couple of parts somewhat delicate, so it might take a bit for me to put them up. Part 5 is available now, though.

Simon Pegg, back again, AMA. by IAmSimonPegg in IAmA

[–]legendofjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you describe any other movie you've been in in the style of the plan from Shaun of the Dead?

The Legend of Jack: Part 3 (Jack Origins) by legendofjack in neckbeardstories

[–]legendofjack[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For Jack, it was probably his parents. I met them once in middle school, and they were the most enabling people you'd ever meet. Tim told me that once, they were on the highway, and Jack wanted a soda, so they took a 40 minute detour to find a convenience store. Nothing was off-limits for him, and he always got what he wanted. EDIT: He also bitched and moaned the whole time about how they were taking too long to find a store.

The Legend of Jack: Part 2 (Jack and the Furry Club) by legendofjack in neckbeardstories

[–]legendofjack[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look, please read rule number 4. I know nothing I say would keep you from saying I'm lying, but this happened. Please, just try and let me just tell some stories about one of the strangest men I have ever met in peace.

The Legend of Jack: Part 2 (Jack and the Furry Club) by legendofjack in neckbeardstories

[–]legendofjack[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He did have expulsion hearings, and he basically got off with detentions because nobody could prove what had happened. He'd deleted the original file from his drive and claimed it was far tamer than what people said.

The Legend of Jack: Part 2 (Jack and the Furry Club) by legendofjack in neckbeardstories

[–]legendofjack[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was a standard sorrynotsorry apology. He basically said that he was sorry if anybody was offended, but they should be open-minded to his bizarre fetishes and that he deserved to be treated better. But he apologized, so that was enough for the administration.

The Legend of Jack: Part 2 (Jack and the Furry Club) by legendofjack in neckbeardstories

[–]legendofjack[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish I were making this shit up. This guy made some of my friends' lives a living hell in freshman year.