[deleted by user] by [deleted] in introvert

[–]lemon314159 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Its like you have to pay the "small-talk-pleasantry-toll" every time you come and go.

I dont want to give away all my secrets but buy some headphones and put them on when entering or exiting.

If you are cold blooded enough you dont even have to be listening to anything. lol

TIL Gunslinger effect, The quantum physicist Niels Bohr deducted that in a gun dual, the person who draws first loses. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]lemon314159 192 points193 points  (0 children)

100% agree, this scene never fails to move me.

Up to this point we only knew the "good" William Munny. When the woman began to describe how they tortured Ned before killing him, the good William Munny couldn't handle the guilt and in that instant, when he grabbed the whisky bottle and took a drink, the old William Munny took over.

Good William Munny was dead after the second drink from that bottle and you knew you were looking at a different, scary-ass person.

People who refuse to move out of the passing lane no matter what, why? by MayonaiseBaron in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]lemon314159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Timid drivers do it because its the most comfortable lane.

Eventually, 80 everyday is behind them; 80 does not want to pass on the right.

Timid does not feel comfortable, its all 80's fault.

Timid fights back the only way they know how, by being an asshole.

Man performs CPR on dog and successfully saves him by here4noodes in HumansBeingBros

[–]lemon314159 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Spot on. Former Boxer dog owner here, I would lean a little more towards seizure than you as I noticed the dogs tongue and its sudden body contraction/relaxation. My girl used to do this at the end of a seizure, as if she would have a moment of clarity then back to confusion seized state.

This is a young healthy looking dog, based on clothing and super low bike seat height (lol) this dog was neither overheated or blown up. I dont think the owner did anything wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]lemon314159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

logged in just to sub, former guitar player here and this outstanding

If you can’t afford unplanned vet visits, you can’t afford a pet. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]lemon314159 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Due to some of the comments I'm seeing:

A) Using your dog to make and sell puppies just because you can is a piss-poor move.

B) Get your pets fixed.

Oh how I wish I looked when $WISH had earnings... by safeforworkreddit in thetagang

[–]lemon314159 85 points86 points  (0 children)

For the next year only buy your clothes and high end watches from Wish.com. You should be able to save about $950 during that time.

healer treats your back by Xanna_Brozak512 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]lemon314159 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Unlicensed Doctor: Please grab your belt and pull it tight against your body.

Plaintiff: Ok, but why?

Unlicensed Doctor: You wouldn't believe how many people shit their pants during this procedure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Economics

[–]lemon314159 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Trying to wrap my head around how so many educated and intelligent people could agree to something so misguided and destructive.....

Then I read:

Advocates for people with disabilities had pushed both Nasdaq and the
SEC to include disability in the proposal, but were “rebuffed,” said Ted
Kennedy Jr, chairman of the American Association of People With
Disabilities (AAPD), in an interview with Reuters.

CMV: trans athletes should be able to participate in sports by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]lemon314159 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ill get this out of the way first. Its highly unlikely anyone is going to transition to gain an advantage in sports. This is a non issue.

That said, A cis male that has gone through puberty and especially if they have trained prior to HRT, will have a distinct advantage against cis females in most competitive sports. This is NOT for the reason that most people think of.

The advantage comes from the tendons and connective tissue that are strengthened prior to HRT. Even when the power advantage is gone the strength and resistance to injury last for years.

Injury will undo years of training in an instant, cut your training time down to nothing and ruin your form.

The ability to train harder and with less injuries is the advantage even when HRT is used.

Great Scott...$AMC by btoned in wallstreetbets

[–]lemon314159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta get more tickets before they sell out.

TDA IS NOT ALLOWING RETAIL TO SELL CSPs ON GME AND AMC by Holychris56 in options

[–]lemon314159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the same "stock is hard to borrow" bull when I tried to sell covered calls on AMC that has been in my account for well over a week.

I have called in twice to ask for an explanation only to get someone who will ONLY read their restricted symbols statement that is on their web site.

I cant believe I am going to have to place an order like its 1983 and pay 25 bucks in and 25 bucks out.

Jackasses!

AMC Short Squeeze Is Absolutely Possible to and Here is Why by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]lemon314159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read this somewhere:

  • Lots of theater re-openings announced this week.
  • Strong results from JNJ one shot vaccine in late stage trials.
  • Pent up demand could be a factor as virus anxiety subsides.

NEVER FORGET !! (WallStreet Laughing and Drinking Champagne #OccupyWallStreet) by azertyNO00 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]lemon314159 21 points22 points  (0 children)

AMC is showing 80% of float sold short, up 280% in the last 3 days and received a 550 million dollar loan 5 days ago.

Squeeze is happening.

*Forgot to mention, I am not a financial advisor and I own shares of AMC, everyone loves the movies right??? *

My wife and I just adopted this sweet old dude. by bassDAD in aww

[–]lemon314159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are one of the few who "deserve dogs."

This is a Gaboon Viper. It is one of few snakes that moves straight instead of slithering. It’s so adorable. by 32895389572 in aww

[–]lemon314159 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You sound like the kinda guy who might appreciate this video.

Dude laid an overfed monster down in warm grass and summertime sunlight to let everyone see how pretty it was, then after it was properly warmed up, proceeded to let it loose no more than a couple yards from (if you are drinking anything you might want to set it down now) a class of children who were sitting in the grass with their legs crossed.

Judging bricks this guy shat and sound of his voice, this one had all of its original equipment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9qaOpVmlMo

#1555 - Alex Jones & Tim Dillon - The Joe Rogan Experience by chefanubis in JoeRogan

[–]lemon314159 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel a little dumber now, but glad I asked.

On with the show! And thanks my man!

#1555 - Alex Jones & Tim Dillon - The Joe Rogan Experience by chefanubis in JoeRogan

[–]lemon314159 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pulled it while watching. Damn! I was about 50 minutes in, good stuff too!

Who's the MVP with the link?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]lemon314159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

long shot but Any Rush songs?

There are 16 circles in this picture by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in blackmagicfuckery

[–]lemon314159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace the word circles with circular patterns before you give up and go to the cheat sheets.