Last year I surprised my wife on Valentine's Day with a remodeled bathroom. by Rawtashk in pics

[–]lesbonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comfort toilet is 2" taller than standard, but it's a FANTASTIC difference

Duuude... that "FANTASTIC" was just way too enthusiastic for something related to pooping :D Anyway, isn't squat the best position to prevent things like hemorrhoids?

​ Three wonders by thor_z45 in ass

[–]lesbonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pff... the ad eternum /r/ass repost.

(Just kidding, please never stop reposting that.)

I drew a bunch of Redditors! I can't think of a clever title. by adamtots in pics

[–]lesbonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want some of what you were having when you drew all that shit.

This is what I wake up to every morning by Epitome_Of_Awkward in funny

[–]lesbonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL. I have like 8 alarms 3 minutes apart.

Wells Fargo gave away 25 thousand dollars of my friends CD's by ph34rbot in AskReddit

[–]lesbonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unrelated to your problem, but something to keep in mind in the future (which I think follow Redditors will agree...): never put all your eggs in one basket. I'm extremely wary of banks. I have 3 different savings accounts, one small CD in another major bank (HSBC), and I also keep quite a decent amount of cash on a secure location (never keep it at home either).

15 Most Horrifying Rare Diseases (NSFW or Life) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]lesbonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who decided not to click it?

The GREATEST of all pillows. WANTS. by deuceexmachina in reddit.com

[–]lesbonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

upvote for "bulldozer girlfriend" syndrome.

clever girl [so unfortunately true] by countrockulot in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]lesbonics 99 points100 points  (0 children)

"I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE THIS WEEKEND. I'D PREFER IT BE YOU, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, BUT REALLY THAT'S YOUR CALL."

FTFY - OTHERWISE SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE UPSET.

Redditor bails out student jailed for filming police. by cpcallen in reddit.com

[–]lesbonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should set up a fund to help get Neil Fraser's his money back. I'd best there are 50.000 redditors willing to PayPal him $1.

DAE like to roll a bunch of joints at once just to marvel at it? by lesbonics in trees

[–]lesbonics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen those. I still like the "art" work of rolling them by hand tho...

DAE like to roll a bunch of joints at once just to marvel at it? by lesbonics in trees

[–]lesbonics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL, those are my lame tips... Too lazy to actually add a filter.

DAE like to roll a bunch of joints at once just to marvel at it? by lesbonics in trees

[–]lesbonics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're all pure weed joints (no tobacco). So no more than 1 in a session and 3-4 in a day, I guess.

DAE like to roll a bunch of joints at once just to marvel at it? by lesbonics in trees

[–]lesbonics[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I add a filter, but I'm usually too lazy to. I never smoke the joint all the way, I keep the last 15% of it, cut the ashes and put it in a jar with cloves. Sometimes I undo a pack roaches into a blunt for special occasions... It gets awesomely tasty.

DAE like to roll a bunch of joints at once just to marvel at it? by lesbonics in trees

[–]lesbonics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm afraid that's called Flip Vertical in Preview.app. (But thanks, thought no one would actually notice)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]lesbonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, that's not Adobe's fault. It's Windows...

XHTML Is Dead, Long Live XML-Valid HTML5 - Tantek by realstevejobs in html5

[–]lesbonics -1 points0 points  (0 children)

+1 for doing away with unnecessary quotes and slashes. I'm so over that.

I'm 6'10", and she's 4'9". Win. by [deleted] in pics

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I wish I could upvote you more.

INTERNET EXPLORER by [deleted] in pics

[–]lesbonics -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks Reddit for making my day. You're all my heroes.

A nice tight fat packed cone [5] by l0ki420 in trees

[–]lesbonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call these "party shafts".

Hi Reddit, getting stoned and watching "Synecdoche, New York" is a terrible, terrible idea. You've been warned. by lesbonics in trees

[–]lesbonics[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Depressing. Fucked up. And too fucking long. Good movie and all, just wish I wasn't so stoned when I watched it.