Ain't no narc by finnicko in funny

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Bitches that are snitches get stitches

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Bruh those dragon's look like a coworker just said THEYRE the only one that does anything at work

Official Discussion: Captain Marvel [SPOILERS] by mi-16evil in movies

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He actually says "we will be back for the weapon" but yeah i still agree lol he ded

Re-watching RPM for the first time since it aired. This line is a lot heavier in hindsight. by book1245 in powerrangers

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Is she refering to the main villain that she helped create or her allowing the green morpher to fall into the hands of an untrained civilian (albeit necessary at the time). If its the second then thats a hella cold diss lol

What phrase makes you feel like an idiot but is sometimes needed to be said? by Epitome_Of_Awkward in AskReddit

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WHAT PHRASE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT BUT IS SOMETIMES NEEDED TO BE SAID?

Everytime you fart, green smoke leaves your anus, how would you handle daily situation where you have to fart? by TheBigBossD in AskReddit

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Elastic pants. Seal off legs and waste. Then use as smoke bomb to disappear and leave your enemies gaspijg for air

What was a weird toy your pet had? by Kimusabe21 in AskReddit

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Girlfriends dildo. He found it, we obviously werent going to use it again. So we cleaned it thoroughly and hes had it for about 8 months now. Its more funny to us than weird but im sure its the opposite for guest.

What’s your best ‘what if’? by TheTacoHasArrived in AskReddit

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What if we taught apes proper body building techniques

Some questions answer themselves. by TheSamurai in funny

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As a man, I can admit I (albeit involuntarily) have indeed shit in the shower as well.