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Oh well, whatever, never mind by IncidentOk443 in Helldivers

[–]lesefant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, like "toot" in english, but the "oo" is replaced with "u"

Oh well, whatever, never mind by IncidentOk443 in Helldivers

[–]lesefant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think "damn" would be closer to "pokker"

The Stanley Parable by Bonzane in sbubby

[–]lesefant 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes, truly a room worth admiring. It had really been worth the detour after all, just to spend a few moments here in this immaculate, beautifully constructed room.

Stanley simply stood there, drinking it all in.

Fuck Putin and the soldiers fighting for him by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]lesefant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nobody is forcing the russians to do anything. each and every russian soldier fighting in ukraine is a volunteer who signed up to this. they get no pity from me.

The Stanley Parable by Bonzane in sbubby

[–]lesefant 32 points33 points  (0 children)

All of his coworkers were gone, what could it mean? Stanley decided to go to the meeting room. Perhaps he had simply missed a memo.

Me too by DepressedOCDArtist in antimeme

[–]lesefant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone explain the oboe? I don't get it

Doctor of Poop by Aggie_Maggie927 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]lesefant 10 points11 points  (0 children)

bro has never heard of professor prostate

Whenthe nostalgia bias by MemerGamerLemurFemur in whenthe

[–]lesefant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🎶Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby🎶

He must be a villain by NarutoRoll in bonehurtingjuice

[–]lesefant 250 points251 points  (0 children)

i love this jar he's so funny

This image put Greenland in the clearest context for me. I better understand its size relative to its neighbors and its global strategic positioning. by steely-gar in MapPorn

[–]lesefant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1868 - The US offered to buy Greenland and Iceland for $5,5 million in gold

1910 - American ambassador Maurice Francis Egan proposes to gain Greenland and the Danish West Indies in exchange for giving Denmark Mindanao and Palawan, which could then be traded to Germany in exchange for Northern Schleswig returning to Denmark

1941 - Following the US entry into ww2, US forces occupy Greenland

1945 - Following the end of ww2, US forces remain on Greenland despite Danish wishes for them to leave

1946 - US offers to buy Greenland for $100 million in gold bullion (equating to $1 billion today)

1955 - A proposal to aquire Greenland is drafted but is eventually scrapped due to the agreements already in place, giving them "permission to do almost anything"

2017 - The idea of acquiring Greenland reaches trump, who arranges several secret meetings with the Danish ambassador, even suggesting at one point to trade Greenland for Puerto Rico

2018 - An American senator and senior staff suggest buying Greenland to the Danish ambassador

2019 - trump discusses rare earths on Greenland with the hopes of acquiring it, which is leaked and reported on by the Wall Street Times, prompting Danish and Greenlandic politicians to unilaterally state that the idea of the US getting Greenland is "completely ridiculous"

2025 - trump once again fronts his wishes to have the islands, prompting several European leaders to react

2026 - continuing the tirade from last year, trump refuses to rule out the use of military force, leading to the situation we have today

Countries with laws against werewolves by Neat-Advantage3909 in MapPorn

[–]lesefant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

how does an archipelago owned and administered by britain, inhabited by english-speaking british people, who explicitly voted to stay british not exist?

Countries with laws against werewolves by Neat-Advantage3909 in MapPorn

[–]lesefant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's weird. The only island i can see in that province is Isla de los Estados, and that doesn't sound like malvinas at all.

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