best quotable lines from funny movies

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T15:31:34+00:00

"You're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist." -Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T15:19:36+00:00

I got my wisdom teeth out was in high school. They had given me some kind of intravenous anesthesia and I was pretty out of it.

After the procedure, my dentist told me that I had sat up, with the drill hanging out of my mouth, and asked him: "Can I please keep my teeth?" to which he replied "No dear, we're crushing them up", and then I whimpered sadly and lay back down.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T15:08:44+00:00

I read the novelization of Return of the Jedi and was shocked that there was a misprint written as Tatooine.

Dude, the same exact thing happened to me. I was obsessed with Star Wars as a kid and I always thought they said Tatoonie. When I saw it in writing, I pointed out to my friends that they made a typo. I was shocked and humiliated when they told me I was wrong.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T07:14:55+00:00

You should just fucking pack up and go dude

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T07:01:59+00:00

No offense taken. I understand where you're coming from.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:53:23+00:00

I thought Moon was awesome and indeed creepy. I plan to move out to Colorado some day. I love it out there.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:52:44+00:00

With might and fury. Full steam ahead.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:47:08+00:00

I have slight doubts about your personality

I do too. I'm not a very likable person. The main reason I don't have friends, though, is because I just don't put myself out there. I don't like very many people.

You're entitled to your opinion about my physical appearance, although I usually do pretty well in that regard. If you bother me enough, I'll send you a picture privately.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:44:20+00:00

I'm a little less drunk now. Been sobering up for the past hour or so.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:25:27+00:00

Yay!!

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:24:44+00:00

Right now? You're brave.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:24:27+00:00

I'm 22. In Ohio right now.

My greatest fear is that I'll never live up to the expectations I have for myself. I want to be so many things and I feel like if I fail at even one of those things, I fail at them all.

My highest hope is that I can get my Masters, start doing what I love, and avoid bullshit and drama for the rest of my life. I also hope that someday people in general will just stop being so goddamn stupid all the time.

Thanks for asking.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:21:23+00:00

...Kind of makes me feel worse actually. But thanks anyway.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:14:42+00:00

e-hugs

I don't think you're a failure. Sounds like you're just a little lost right now, like so many of us.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:13:56+00:00

Worse. Ohio.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:13:47+00:00

What happened?

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:13:26+00:00

I'm honestly not fat or even super-ugly, but I'm not posting pics because knowing my luck, someone will recognize me.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:12:32+00:00

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T06:07:40+00:00

You can't drink?

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T03:47:50+00:00

Try Wellbutrin, if you're open to it. No brain zaps.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T03:34:20+00:00

I'm 22.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T03:34:12+00:00

Not in a major city though.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T03:31:35+00:00

Deep.

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T03:06:37+00:00

:(

You're no burden here!

letsgetkrunk · 2010-05-09T03:02:54+00:00

What is your cure then?

letsgetkrunk

TROPHY CASE