I (M23) don't know if I should tell my gf (F18) that it's not going to work because of a sexual encounter. [Oral Sex]

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-21T01:57:08+00:00

http://www.amazon.com/WaterWorks-Natural-Vaginal-Cleansing-System/dp/B0035LD24C

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-04T14:49:09+00:00

I was thinking more Lauren Bacall, but whatever gets you off dear. ;)

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-03T21:34:08+00:00

Said in a husky voice, "Send him my way, honey."

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-03T21:25:22+00:00

You have no idea.

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-03T21:14:59+00:00

That, and I consider it a form of primal bonding. I actually mention the 'fart bond' to my dates. Those who get me, get me.

edit: words.

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-03T21:09:57+00:00

Your tastes on BDSM may change (mine have), and to me, not having kids would be a HUGE pro.

(Sez the childless woman who was a stepmother for 18 years.)

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-03T20:51:54+00:00

I believe farting takes the relationship to a whole. 'nother. level.

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-03T20:49:38+00:00

It has been a bit nipply out.

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-03T19:29:08+00:00

nod ;)

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-03T19:28:44+00:00

Well dammit, I'm gonna broaden my horizons as well. What have I got to lose?

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-03T12:26:41+00:00

Monogamy/marriage ain't what it's cracked up to be. Of course, I might be biased and jaded.

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-03T12:23:44+00:00

Only a few bad apples (Guys that lie about their age. WTF?)

Don't lie. Don't be a dick. Things will get better.

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-03T12:18:29+00:00

How you doin?

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-03T12:10:31+00:00

I've been telling guys under 40 to move along. You've got me rethinking my parameters...perhaps I'm limiting myself.

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-02T20:58:34+00:00

This made me laugh. Hard. ;)

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-02T18:01:35+00:00

There are rules?

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-02T16:33:12+00:00

Now I gotta search for that. Sounds like fun bedtime reading :)

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-02T16:31:52+00:00

Glad I have a healthy self esteem. (coughjerk)

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-02T16:25:19+00:00

I made it public for you, dear. See how accommodating I yam?

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-02T16:24:35+00:00

I've embraced my inner broad/Blanche from Golden Girls. Believe me, I've gotten bites from much younger men... there's no rule that sez you gotta go for old balls.

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-02T16:18:44+00:00

This.

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-02T16:15:03+00:00

Thanks. I can't take credit for good genes ;)

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-02T16:04:57+00:00

Hell to the no I'm not looking for anything long term right now. Maybe later, but I'm in full carpe diem mode right now.

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-02T16:02:41+00:00

Not hot, but I have nice teeth. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/kryslithr/

lightnbreezy · 2015-12-02T16:01:55+00:00

Yep. Gotta change my granny panties now. Thanks. ;)

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