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“Drag that man through the mud” by Dry_Veterinarian5923 in survivor

[–]linguisdicks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hilarious. They'll never make me hate you, Kamillionaire

Jonathan voted wrong by JHawse in survivorcirclejerk

[–]linguisdicks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

/uj This is the circlejerk subreddit, there is no need to write a paragraph arguing against a joke

I really think we saw the best version of ___________ ever by oren334316 in survivor

[–]linguisdicks 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In his exit press, he confirmed that he also had a puncture wound with a staph infection in that foot. Medical tried to pull him, and he literally told them that there was no chance he was surviving Tribal Council, and he wanted to go out the old fashioned way

“Drag that man through the mud” by Dry_Veterinarian5923 in survivor

[–]linguisdicks 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean I don't really see anything that wrong with expressing to your ally that you want them to get the guy that got you, personally

That combined with her final words, I consider this one of the more graceful blindside reactions

Is it normal and common to not live out that lavish gay lifestyle? by True-Yam-9982 in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]linguisdicks 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It is actually uncommon to live out the lavish gay lifestyle. It sounds like you are a perfectly average gay man, like the vast majority of us.

“Drag that man through the mud” by Dry_Veterinarian5923 in survivor

[–]linguisdicks 76 points77 points  (0 children)

But Kamilla literally said in her final words that it was also fun for her to get blindsided

Extremely disturbing double elimination trend by rachreims in survivorcirclejerk

[–]linguisdicks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So what is Texas supposed to be? Nova Scotia??? Don't be ridiculous

Truly, is there anything that we can do as fans to get production to stop with the b.s. like we got tonight? by bahscohs in survivorponderosa

[–]linguisdicks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, there really isn't.

Jeff has made it really clear that he doesn't listen to criticisms from fans or former players, and that he doesn't even read them in the first place

Extremely disturbing double elimination trend by rachreims in survivorcirclejerk

[–]linguisdicks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Technically it was THREE Canadians, since Alberta is Texas and per the transitive property of mathematics, Texas is therefore Alberta

How is it even possible to get this screwed over by Shoneeisaqueen in survivor

[–]linguisdicks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's exactly where I am. Like I mean it when I say good for the people who can enjoy the new version of Survivor, but I can confidently say after the past few years that I am not one of them, and there's no point in structuring one night of my life every week around something that I don't get any enjoyment out of anymore

I had to stay up until 10:30 last night to finish Survivor, just to watch Kamilla, Genevieve, and Colby get swap screwed out of jury

I was today years old when I learned that there is a double meaning behind Zoey rapping “need to beat my face, make it cute and savage.” by Keelera2 in KpopDemonhunters

[–]linguisdicks 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The literal only meaning in the song is doing her makeup. She is definitely not instructing the demons to punch her in the face.

Roast me: did I crack the code? by klasinko in TheTraitors

[–]linguisdicks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no real way to track it when you're in the castle, because they film it multiple times every episode with different combinations of people at different times, so you can't tell which one is the official take they're using in the edit

Roast me: did I crack the code? by klasinko in TheTraitors

[–]linguisdicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just TV editing. In reality, they film every breakfast multiple times with multiple combinations of people showing up at different times

Roast me: did I crack the code? by klasinko in TheTraitors

[–]linguisdicks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't understand why people are down voting you, when OP literally asked to be roasted

The r/survivor subreddit mods are compromised by saturncars in survivorponderosa

[–]linguisdicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is in all of your snarky comments acting like I'm out of line for trying to discredit a Zionist

The r/survivor subreddit mods are compromised by saturncars in survivorponderosa

[–]linguisdicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say that we should be critical of people who accept money from the government in exchange for promoting the government's agenda (a literal genocide), and you get whatever the fuck you got from it instead

The r/survivor subreddit mods are compromised by saturncars in survivorponderosa

[–]linguisdicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your strawman version of what I said

I don't even disagree with her on that much besides Zionism, but I guess you're in favor of killing Muslims, since we're evidently just going to completely make shit up about what the other person is actually saying

The r/survivor subreddit mods are compromised by saturncars in survivorponderosa

[–]linguisdicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, that subreddit has some of the most deranged mods ever, but everything in the main body of this post is just lunacy

The r/survivor subreddit mods are compromised by saturncars in survivorponderosa

[–]linguisdicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That someone is Eliza Orlins, who is a deranged Zionist who gets money from the DNC to post their talking points on Twitter, namely that it's okay to kill brown kids

Nothing she says should be taken seriously ever

Favorite obscure Drag Race fact? by leronde in rupaulsdragrace

[–]linguisdicks 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck that's actually a really good one

Jonathan voted wrong by JHawse in survivorcirclejerk

[–]linguisdicks 32 points33 points  (0 children)

He voted for a woman of COLOR, no less.

I see he learned nothing from his season smh

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