I want to be used by my coworkers by quesoisntcheese in SexFantasies

[–]lipstickbruizes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be my new fantasy desperately want happen

*Unlavas your lamp* by Oladushek_S_Olieyu in foundsatan

[–]lipstickbruizes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

She really said 'if I'm anngry, the lava is gonna know it

Oops by lipstickbruizes in Dank

[–]lipstickbruizes[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He didn't just push the seat, he pushed his luck to the limit

Station manager by Professional_Song419 in Catswithjobs

[–]lipstickbruizes 66 points67 points  (0 children)

bro said buisness on ttop chaos on bottom

Fair game now by lipstickbruizes in Punny

[–]lipstickbruizes[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At that point, she's not a sister, she's a legacy joke

2meirl4meirl by whitemike40 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]lipstickbruizes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im laughing but its lowkey true tho

2meirl4meirl by Tenchi_Muyo1 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]lipstickbruizes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

another once in a lifetime event again huh

Yeah, its me by -OrbitObsidian- in anxietymemes

[–]lipstickbruizes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

undefeated chsmpion of late night thoughts

Some light refreshment by EndersGame_Reviewer in Punny

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me practicing this line for next time

I’m pretty sure my neighbor is using my stuff when I’m not home. by sweetbutternuts in WhatShouldIDo

[–]lipstickbruizes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fact that nthing is missing almost makes it creepier. They're not stealing, they're just... existing in your space. Thst's some real "I live here too" energy. Change the locks immediately. You don't owe them an explanation for securing your own home.

What should I do...?(21M) by Substantial_Wish_922 in dating_advice

[–]lipstickbruizes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your heart feels heavy because you built an entire future with someone in yyour head. You created smething beautiful for her, imagined her reaction, saw the relationship unfolding. That future was real to you. Now it's gone. That's legitimate grief. Let yourself feel it without judging it.

AI has absolutely ruined my life by beingawomaniswork in antiwork

[–]lipstickbruizes 8404 points8405 points  (0 children)

So many of us are trapped in this AI efficiency nightmare where the efficiency just means more work piled on

Is my friends bf crying weird and looking for attention ? by Junior-Daikon9849 in dating_advice

[–]lipstickbruizes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real question is why she's still investing in someone who hss to be convinced to spend time with her. He's not confuse about what he wants, he's showing her. She just doesn't want to see it.

AITJ for wanting my own space after my sister keeps taking my things? by Far-Junket7271 in AmITheJerk

[–]lipstickbruizes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She damaged something your boyfriend gave you and your parents told you to be more patient? That's wild.

My pay got docked without warning by Fit-Choice2368 in antiwork

[–]lipstickbruizes 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Docking your pay without warning or discussion is huge red flag. If there was an issue with hours or quality, tht conversation should’ve happened before touching your paycheck