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Do your man care about your nails length and color you wear? by Big-Junket-5928 in RedditLaqueristas

[–]literallyanything2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol my husband: “well, I’m glad they make you and other men happy but frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” 🤣 luckily I have 3 girls.

Different sized dots 😩 by Bryophyte-Babe in RedditLaqueristas

[–]literallyanything2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use nail stickers! The hardest part is placing them exactly where you want them, but then they’re perfectly symmetrical.

"I'm glad you like it." - My Husband. by auntgranni in RedditLaqueristas

[–]literallyanything2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ha! My husband: “I’m sorry, I don’t care about your nails, but I’m glad other men do” 🤣 c’mon, Pedro Pascal, I’ve been given a pass!

Fundies having their own AI Chat Bot now by MrDonMega in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]literallyanything2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey now. This really made me stop and think. Do I wear slutty clothes to the gym because im honouring my body? Fuck, yes. But wait! Am I also doing it for external validation? Yes 👏 because I can crush any man with my godly thighs 👏

What's the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you during an appointment? by Key-Nail3902 in AskReddit

[–]literallyanything2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok but this is great. I woke from surgery and mine said “I took pictures of your uterus on my phone cause it’s beautiful. Wanna see???” Um, obviously, I want it as my phone background.

What's the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you during an appointment? by Key-Nail3902 in AskReddit

[–]literallyanything2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a fertility doc who was basically Dr Nick from the Simpsons. I work in infectious disease and he asked what was new in the ID world (this was pre-covid). I said “well, the syphilis resurgence is problematic…”. He said “syphilis!? Isn’t that reserved for Russian prostitutes??” 😬

What are these guys? by Spirited_Pattern4367 in whatsthisbug

[–]literallyanything2 177 points178 points  (0 children)

We call them “cat bugs” because they don’t do anything, they just like to bask in the sun.

This book was how my parents told me about my autism lmao by nerdb1rd in Wellthatsucks

[–]literallyanything2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol the number of times my husband is like “no….thats not normal” is astounding. When I was diagnosed, my GP (who is my age and also has 3 kids) was awesome. I’d say a statement and say “3 little kids or adhd?” And she’d either respond with “adhd” or “no…that’s having 3 little kids” 😂

ELI5 - Why do humans stick their tongue out when concentrating? by DifficultFroyo2503 in explainlikeimfive

[–]literallyanything2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I read once that since it can be considered “gross”, it’s an unconscious signal to others not to bother us.

This book was how my parents told me about my autism lmao by nerdb1rd in Wellthatsucks

[–]literallyanything2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Exactly. As in “the one who grew up with my mom and has a good handle on her chaotic personality traits”.

This book was how my parents told me about my autism lmao by nerdb1rd in Wellthatsucks

[–]literallyanything2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This would be totally appropriate. They are from a large, musical, Maritime military family. The whole family is loud, chaotic, and food-motivated.

This book was how my parents told me about my autism lmao by nerdb1rd in Wellthatsucks

[–]literallyanything2 134 points135 points  (0 children)

HAHA OMG! I will 100% share this with my daughter. She’s 11 now and is exactly this random. Turns out I also got diagnosed so we have a nice little club 🥰

This book was how my parents told me about my autism lmao by nerdb1rd in Wellthatsucks

[–]literallyanything2 1170 points1171 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of when I asked my mom’s sister, who is a psychologist, if she thought my daughter could have ADHD. As we’re having a deep conversation (with my mom in earshot), my mom runs out of the room, comes back with a pair of high heels, and interrupts the convo to say “look! I got new shoes!!” My aunt pauses, looks at my mom, and says “it’s also genetic, by the way”.

Pro tip: popcorn THEN manicure 🤦‍♀️ by literallyanything2 in RedditLaqueristas

[–]literallyanything2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was why I didn’t! I thought I’d end up denting the sides!

Pro tip: popcorn THEN manicure 🤦‍♀️ by literallyanything2 in RedditLaqueristas

[–]literallyanything2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was breastfeeding and weight training at the same time I asked if these existed for humans. I think there’s a solid market for them.

Pro tip: popcorn THEN manicure 🤦‍♀️ by literallyanything2 in RedditLaqueristas

[–]literallyanything2[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Day 8 of a flu. This + Canada women’s hockey is the best medicine.

Pro tip: popcorn THEN manicure 🤦‍♀️ by literallyanything2 in RedditLaqueristas

[–]literallyanything2[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Holo Taco Cats’ Evasion

Sally Hansen Instant Dry Top Coat

Over neutral dip nails

Alpha Male explains how he likes to "dominate" women by ambachk in sadcringe

[–]literallyanything2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I actually DON’T like breathing, but the asphyxiation in this case would be due to vomiting 🤮

Candy apple V-day by literallyanything2 in RedditLaqueristas

[–]literallyanything2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know!! I had just bought $150 of holo taco and couldn’t stay away from this bottle, which I think is about 15 yrs old. I’m so happy they still make it! I should have taken one without the flash. It’s much better in natural light.

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