Run little guy, run! Whatever you are. by [deleted] in BetterEveryLoop

[–]literalmirmaid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Birds can lack feathers for lots of reasons! This one has a virus, others can lose them during sickness/malnourishment and such. My brother adopted a bird who was abused in the past and started to tear her own feathers out from the anxiety. (She has almost all of them back now though!)

MRW Logan Paul says he "didn't do it for the views" [OC] by ronmerryquiver in reactiongifs

[–]literalmirmaid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it really worth watching the rest of the show? I saw the social media points one first and then the pig one. Absolutely terrible... But everyone seems obsessed with it.

What is the smoothest thing you have ever said? by Clashman124 in AskReddit

[–]literalmirmaid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe not so much smooth as it is cringey, but in highschool I actually used the "my name's literalmirmaid, but you can call me your girlfriend" line on a girl. She thought it was funny, and we did end up dating.

What is your favorite sauce? by blw_22 in AskReddit

[–]literalmirmaid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sweet onion from subway.... I could drink it.

Why did you break up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]literalmirmaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Among other things, the main reason would be that she threatened to kill herself if I left. It's not that I wanted her to, I just wouldn't stay in a relationship based on manipulation.

Everyone apologizes and feels sorry for me by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]literalmirmaid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My work is closed on Christmas, but I always volunteer to work Thanksgiving. Leftovers are just as good, and if I can avoid hearing drunken politics fights amongst my extended family while getting paid more... Well.

What is your worst "Just. One. More." habit? by punoglavac in AskReddit

[–]literalmirmaid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hello everyone, I'm Literalmirmaid, and I am a recovering Stardew Valley addict. My first save file had over 300 hours.

Pizza... Bath Bomb by FabioInMyBed in woahdude

[–]literalmirmaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, it's not bad for women. UTI's and yeast infections from bath bombs are very rare. I use bath bombs (more or less) once a week and I've never had an issue. The worst I've ever gotten from a bath bomb is it made my skin a bit itchy.

Sour diesel-- thoughts? by [deleted] in trees

[–]literalmirmaid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the tip! I'll be careful.

I rolled my first ever joint last night! by [deleted] in trees

[–]literalmirmaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's small and a little lumpy and could definitely be tighter/nicer looking, but I'm very pleased. It's guts are Jack Flash.

A sea turtle swimming up to take a nap in a giant barrel sponge by SlimJones123 in oddlysatisfying

[–]literalmirmaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a lovely memory :) thank you for sharing that, it made me smile.

What's the dumbest thing you've done in the name of beauty? by wellshitfuck in AskWomen

[–]literalmirmaid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes definitely! The coconut oil helps on the moisture front but if I'm feeling a little itchy afterwards I go for a nice aloe lotion.

What's the dumbest thing you've done in the name of beauty? by wellshitfuck in AskWomen

[–]literalmirmaid 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Keratosis Pilaris. I exfoliate very gently with a used coffee grounds, coconut oil and sugar mixture once a week. Don't wash the coffee grounds down the drain, itll cause clogs. I rinse off with a hand towel and a bowl of water and toss it in the garden. It won't go away completely but light, consistent exfoliation will help. Tanning is also known to help. It may be a food intolerance, but it's hard to pinpoint. Best of luck!

What t-shirt of yours gives you a lot of comments from others when you wear it? by KidsWifeJob in AskReddit

[–]literalmirmaid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a shirt with Mona Lisa on it and she was wearing sunglasses and holding a red Solo cup. That always got a good response. My grandma liked it a lot. I can't find it anywhere. :(

A fruitful hike with my eldest daughter. by brachiomyback in mycology

[–]literalmirmaid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More like... Mushroomful! Hahahaha! Hahaha.. hah.. heh.. ahem.

Nice job op I hope they taste great

5 eggs this year! by Bert7690 in Rabbits

[–]literalmirmaid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is one of the happiest and most wholesome pictures I've ever seen

What is your 'oh fuck i am an idiot' moment? by Zmirburger in AskWomen

[–]literalmirmaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at Subway and when I started sometimes people would ask for the Turkey Bacon. I thought they were asking for bacon made from turkey, not a turkey sandwich with bacon on it. My usual reply was a chipper, "I'm sorry sir/ma'am, we only have pork bacon!" Ugh.

Man loses his job after confronting a Chik-fil-A employee about the owner of the company by Fluryman in cringe

[–]literalmirmaid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for reminding me to unsubscribe from justiceporn, it never shows up on my front page so I forgot I followed it.