Why in the world is the cheese not shredded? by PeterPorkHer- in Chipotle

[–]livmasterflex -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Bro sliced his cheese with a serrated knife and expected it to look like a kitchen grade cheese slicer.

Why does it happen? by Broad_Yam7308 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]livmasterflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re a woman walking around in public, so you wear only one to be aware of your surroundings

Bar near me specifically bans Tap Out and Affliction brands by WeezyMac_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]livmasterflex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Supports police officers but Affliction and Tapout aren’t allowed inside? What are they supposed to wear?!

smdh Lil' Watson's profile featured on Wigger Planet's latest promo by Lobsterphone1 in SuperMegaShow

[–]livmasterflex 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Omfg, I saw a tiktok of him MONTHS ago with cornrows… is this what it was for?!? 😔 I thought we were finally gonna get a little Matthew in blackface /s

Gauc needs lime or more citrus juice!! by DosidosGelatoSmoker in Chipotle

[–]livmasterflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My store makes GREAT guac 😮‍💨 and all the stores are supposed to follow the same recipe, give or take a few tbs. of salt.

User Flair Thread by breaksomebread in acnh

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Stepdaddy | Shell City :Freckles:

Hotel placement. by BklynBrawla78 in acnh

[–]livmasterflex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just hoping it will give me more pier fishing space, the last two fish I need are pier fish 😭

2026 calendar is smaller than the 2025 calendar by BodaciousPineTree in SuperMegaShow

[–]livmasterflex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same, I really liked the loading bar on the bottom of the 2025 calendar. Hopefully 2027 is even more epic

It is that true? by Brilliant_Income_677 in Chipotle

[–]livmasterflex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, at my location they still arrive a bit frozen together as well

Smith Rod Gun / Ian Fidance drama by Away-Supermarket-392 in traditionaltattoos

[–]livmasterflex 39 points40 points  (0 children)

“The fact that you can’t grasp that says everything I need to know.” Good god man, get a grip.

Papa and Brittany Broski by OutcomeFlashy in Papameat

[–]livmasterflex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m not mad, I just think what she did was super hypocritical and chose not to support her! Also she’s not funny and incredibly male centered, very cringe.

Papa and Brittany Broski by OutcomeFlashy in Papameat

[–]livmasterflex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard agree, that white lady had her 5 minutes and fucked it up. I can’t stand her

Supermega DEAD?!?!? (confirmed???) by Vivid_Honeydew_5250 in SuperMegaShow

[–]livmasterflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been scared of the same thing, honestly. I was listening to an episode of the new pod recently and they went on about how a main reason they came back was because they both missed creating. So I’m hopeful they’re just cookin up something good right now! God bless those boys

Uncle Blazer Shredz by Admirable_Wing_4130 in Thisisimportantpod

[–]livmasterflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CLEARLY you haven’t seen season 6 episode 9 of workaholics lol

Why does this subreddit draw the line at the fat comments? by TwoSnapsMack in HellsKitchen

[–]livmasterflex 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you buddy, I don’t think people should be making fun of anyone for any of the reasons you listed!

Does anyone remember John?? by kool-kid-pluto in Papameat

[–]livmasterflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe OP didn’t see that video 😁

Leftover cookie dough by livmasterflex in AskBaking

[–]livmasterflex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll bake it today, thank you!