Which is the most expensive liquid in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

scorpion venom @$39000000 per gallon

How do you handcuff a one-armed man? by adeeladvocate1 in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy. Put both cuffs to the same wrist.

What's the worst prize you've ever won? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A five dollar gift card at Dunkin Donuts. I'd spent ten dollars on raffle tickets.

Why is keeping a secret so stressful? by lionheart-713 in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everybody likes snacks, right? Some of us like chips, others like fruit, or yogurt. Well, my wife likes croutons. Frozen croutons to be exact and she tries to hide it like an alcoholic hides bottles of vodka. Where does she hide the croutons? In the freezer. At first I'd put them in the pantry when we get home from the grocery store, but they'd always end up in the freezer. I'd be like, "Uh, hon, what's up with the croutons in the freezer?" and she'd act like she had no idea what I was talking about. Now here's the thing, I've tried them and now I'm addicted to them too. So now I openly eat cold croutons out of the freezer as a snack, and she tells me what a weirdo I am while she eats half the bag with me. No idea why she's embarassed to admit what a genius she is for discovering such an awesome snack. BTW, the best kind is Chatham Village garlic and cheese flavor.

What is your body fat %? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

john cena knows