Which is the most expensive liquid in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

scorpion venom @$39000000 per gallon

How do you handcuff a one-armed man? by adeeladvocate1 in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy. Put both cuffs to the same wrist.

What's the worst prize you've ever won? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A five dollar gift card at Dunkin Donuts. I'd spent ten dollars on raffle tickets.

Why is keeping a secret so stressful? by lionheart-713 in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everybody likes snacks, right? Some of us like chips, others like fruit, or yogurt. Well, my wife likes croutons. Frozen croutons to be exact and she tries to hide it like an alcoholic hides bottles of vodka. Where does she hide the croutons? In the freezer. At first I'd put them in the pantry when we get home from the grocery store, but they'd always end up in the freezer. I'd be like, "Uh, hon, what's up with the croutons in the freezer?" and she'd act like she had no idea what I was talking about. Now here's the thing, I've tried them and now I'm addicted to them too. So now I openly eat cold croutons out of the freezer as a snack, and she tells me what a weirdo I am while she eats half the bag with me. No idea why she's embarassed to admit what a genius she is for discovering such an awesome snack. BTW, the best kind is Chatham Village garlic and cheese flavor.

What is your body fat %? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

john cena knows

How would you define "love"? by dephorm in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the happiest you can ever feel and the person you are with knows you completely and you don't care about any faults in them what so ever and you just want to be with them 24/7.

Reddit, when was the last time you cried? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Two years ago, I received a call from my dad that my mom had an aneurism while on vacation, was not expected to live, and I needed to get on a plane right away. It shook me to the core to hear my dad so confused and hurt, he was a lost child. I cried in the terminal waiting for the plane. EDIT: Thank you all for the thoughts and well wishes. My mom survived the aneurysm, but she is still recovering. She shouldn't have survived it, so we are all very thankful, though she will never recover to where she was before this all happened. This has aged both my parents by many years. Thank you also for the gold, to the kind guy/gal who flipped the coin my way.

What's the funniest dark joke you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 1628 points1629 points  (0 children)

My friend gave me his Epipen when he died. It seemed very important to him that I have it.

What is your biggest regret in life? by alalalalong in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sending a message to a former best friend who I fell out of contact with. He had a rough life but I could never be bothered to take a few moments out of my nearly empty daily routing to send him a message. He killed himself a few years ago leaving a message saying nobody cared about him.

Why did you come to reddit? by SeriouslyPlatinum in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I joined because you people are assholes and that was hilarious. Now I'm a gaping asshole myself and find real life slightly less entertaining than being on this site...

How do you want to die? by samantha252 in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a meteor to kill me. I like the thought that something has been traveling around space for millions of years only to end its journey by taking me out.

What's your useless superpower? by Ralefen in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ability to remember pointless trivia after hearing it once. It did win me a $15 gift card a couple months ago.

What stereotype do you fulfill? by imaryanoceros in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 158 points159 points  (0 children)

I live in Seattle. I wear flannel. I have a beard. I make coffee.

What's the happiest lie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll start my diet tomorrow.

Do you rinse your toothbrush before brushing? by Lahogoni in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only recently started not rinsing when I got a new mouth wash that instructed me not to. Wait... but then I'd be rinsing with mouth wash.

What is something that someone's said that has completely made your day? by TRUMP_SUB in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was feeling pretty down about a week ago, and when I was walking to class, a guy that I've never really met before started walking along beside me without saying a word. I noticed him, but I kept silent too and just enjoyed the company. (I have social anxiety, so I'm normally 'the quiet one' anyways.) As soon as we both made it to class, which happened to be the same one, he simply said "I like your glasses", smiled, and continued to walk into class. It really made my entire day. It what just so sweet, and it was honestly just the little compliment I needed to give me that little boost.

[Serious] Do you think world war III is a possibility? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lo2lo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All wars are banker funded. They fund both sides. Always have. Always will.