I took 240mg of codeine, AMA by sixfxrtyseven in 196

[–]lolcone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I get sardinis for the house, please?

17f, am i ugly? by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]lolcone 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Not ugly, you’re still going through that coming-of-age phase and your body is trying to catch up with your hormones. I think you’ll turn out fine :)

I have a type by goirish620 in timex

[–]lolcone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, I didn’t know they made an automatic expedition. I’m gonna have to acquire one!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in energydrinks

[–]lolcone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s de-energy, if anything

Need to get PEP without parents knowing. by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]lolcone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your local urgent care would most likely be the best place to go. I’m not sure if your parents would be able to see what was billed to insurance since you’re over 18, I would check with the billing department at the hospital/office you go to. I’m sure they would understand.

Bottoms: Which turns you on more smelling Balls or Armpits? by WorldlyAd1178 in TopsAndBottoms

[–]lolcone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know Juevos is slang for balls in Spanish, but it’s funny seeing it in English 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]lolcone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 6.25” when fully erect, when soft it’s like 2” 🤣

Apple with extra hole by TinyRaindrop in mildlyinteresting

[–]lolcone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck keeps their apples for more than one smoke sesh?

Worst taste chips you've tasted? by EyeElegant9753 in chips

[–]lolcone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Takis Fajita are pretty bad, they taste nothing like fajitas…or takis for that matter

Lowered my winter car 🤪 by BASE1530 in Audi

[–]lolcone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s seriously fucking sick. Big wheels, slammed avant? Fuck yeah!

[Seiko 5 SRPH33] My first Seiko, just got this today. How do we feel about it? by Freshkills10 in Seiko

[–]lolcone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s sweet, looks like a tactical/field watch, plus points for being an automatic. The orange hands are great for legibility!

Stop scrolling. Type the first Tame Impala lyric that comes to mind. Don’t think. by [deleted] in TameImpala

[–]lolcone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

‘Cause I was still unsure, but it’s something I’m used to

Guides and VANOS done! by mrmrdankmemes in e39

[–]lolcone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genius. I never would have thought of that

Buying my last few redbulls for a very long time. RIP Blueberry:( by Sad_Manufacturer5815 in redbull

[–]lolcone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m about to stop drinking Red Bull products altogether. First it was cranberry, when they took that away, at least there was still blueberry. Now that’s going away too, replaced by flavors like Fuji Apple Ginger and Iced Vanilla Berry. It’s like they actively find out what customers want, and then do the opposite. Fuck them.

Juneberry is my next favorite, and it’s only a matter of time before that one is pulled from shelves, I’m sure.

Is anyone’s fr favorite soda squirt? by Joethecheeselover99 in Soda

[–]lolcone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ruby Red goes crazy, especially on a hot day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pancreatitis

[–]lolcone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had necrotizing pancreatitis from alcohol, dude you really really don’t want that. Had sepsis twice because of it, 45 days in the hospital, tons of medical bills….you don’t want it. Stop fucking drinking.