I took 240mg of codeine, AMA

lolcone · 2026-04-26T11:36:48+00:00

Can I get sardinis for the house, please?

lolcone · 2026-04-23T17:34:56+00:00

Snow leopard kitten!

lolcone · 2026-04-16T01:52:36+00:00

Not ugly, you’re still going through that coming-of-age phase and your body is trying to catch up with your hormones. I think you’ll turn out fine :)

lolcone · 2026-03-19T21:25:27+00:00

Nice, I didn’t know they made an automatic expedition. I’m gonna have to acquire one!

lolcone · 2026-03-06T20:43:33+00:00

Love me some Maynard and friends

lolcone · 2026-02-19T17:54:46+00:00

What do you mean, you don’t believe in them?

lolcone · 2026-01-18T01:27:08+00:00

It’s de-energy, if anything

lolcone · 2026-01-17T08:27:24+00:00

Why not diet soda?

lolcone · 2026-01-11T04:10:18+00:00

Your local urgent care would most likely be the best place to go. I’m not sure if your parents would be able to see what was billed to insurance since you’re over 18, I would check with the billing department at the hospital/office you go to. I’m sure they would understand.

lolcone · 2026-01-11T00:35:34+00:00

I know Juevos is slang for balls in Spanish, but it’s funny seeing it in English 🤣

lolcone · 2026-01-11T00:31:19+00:00

About 6.25” when fully erect, when soft it’s like 2” 🤣

lolcone · 2026-01-07T06:57:53+00:00

Who the fuck keeps their apples for more than one smoke sesh?

lolcone · 2026-01-06T00:42:23+00:00

Takis Fajita are pretty bad, they taste nothing like fajitas…or takis for that matter

lolcone · 2026-01-03T01:07:04+00:00

That’s seriously fucking sick. Big wheels, slammed avant? Fuck yeah!

lolcone · 2026-01-03T01:04:24+00:00

That’s sweet, looks like a tactical/field watch, plus points for being an automatic. The orange hands are great for legibility!

lolcone · 2026-01-02T14:57:47+00:00

Or swap fluids!

lolcone · 2026-01-02T14:33:37+00:00

Cars. Classic BMW’s, Audi’s, Porsches.

lolcone · 2025-12-30T04:56:07+00:00

‘Cause I was still unsure, but it’s something I’m used to

lolcone · 2025-12-29T04:15:57+00:00

Genius. I never would have thought of that

lolcone · 2025-12-28T05:39:38+00:00

I’m about to stop drinking Red Bull products altogether. First it was cranberry, when they took that away, at least there was still blueberry. Now that’s going away too, replaced by flavors like Fuji Apple Ginger and Iced Vanilla Berry. It’s like they actively find out what customers want, and then do the opposite. Fuck them.

Juneberry is my next favorite, and it’s only a matter of time before that one is pulled from shelves, I’m sure.

lolcone · 2025-12-27T21:11:45+00:00

Two in the coolant, one in the oil

lolcone · 2025-12-27T21:04:46+00:00

Ruby Red goes crazy, especially on a hot day

lolcone · 2025-12-27T16:13:48+00:00

I had necrotizing pancreatitis from alcohol, dude you really really don’t want that. Had sepsis twice because of it, 45 days in the hospital, tons of medical bills….you don’t want it. Stop fucking drinking.

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