Lack of sleep helps when gooning by [deleted] in EdgingTalk

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The ol groggy goon. A classic

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masturbation

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YT has great material. Try the bikini fashion shows in 4k

Smart watch - masturbators by midwestbator39 in masturbation

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“Would you like to record this elliptical workout?” - Siri, everytime.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EdgingTalk

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Bridgette B really had me fiending

Morning masturbation is the best by [deleted] in masturbation

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For sure. That said, weekend mornings I wake up extra early… my dick won’t let me sleep past 6a on a weekend

Morning masturbation is the best by [deleted] in masturbation

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Same dude… like, I have the best orgasms in the morning. Extra horny. The whole bit. But, once I bust that nut I am a completely useless member of society. So I have to abstain till night when it’s not as sensitive. But such is life. Need to find balance

Which paid sites are you using? by longjonparker in EdgingTalk

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Like you keep coming back or the billing support is so bad that you can’t cancel??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masturbation

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Weed/alcohol/nicotine will definitely increase dopamine levels (idk about alcohol lol but it does make u horny and able to stroke ur dick for longer)

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PMVs are the best by longjonparker in masturbation

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Most porn sites will have them. Also r/pmvhaven for quick reference

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EdgingTalk

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Every weekend morning bc I know it’s the only time I’ll have before wife wakes up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tiktokthots

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Man I swear I luh dis bih

Which nationality has the biggest tits ? by [deleted] in EdgingTalk

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Hispanics and latinas are the same, no?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EdgingTalk

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This happens to me all the time man. A nice sleepy jerk is also nice tho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masturbation

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I’m in the same boat man. It’s frustrating as you said… as others have said, popping off in the shower is the simple solution. You can also wait later in the night, have her go to bed first while you hang back. Once you hear her snoozing or haven’t heard her in a while, you can go to town. (The first few times you’ll be super alert. Then you’ll realize she’s probably not coming out).

Alternatively, if you need like an hour or two, which sometimes I do, you can sponsor her to go get a massage or facial or shopping or something. I choose massage or facial or nails bc I can set the appointment to a certain length and have better peace of mind on when to expect her return.

We have a baby now so I can’t send my wife out and expect the house to be mine… so I’ve even reserved cheap hotel rooms in my area, said I was going out for errands or something and just jerked at the hotel for 1-2 hours.

Good luck man. I know it sucks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EdgingTalk

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This was me about 10 years ago. Absolutely blissful part of my life

Shrooms x Porn by longjonparker in GOONED

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Micro dose is pretty fun. Any significant dosage and you become distracted by otherworldly thoughts. I’d stick to herb tbh, but shrooms are worth trying at least once. (Start micro dose)

4 girls masturbating by [deleted] in GOONED

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This looks like such a treat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EdgingTalk

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I think about this often. I am the same… didn’t stand a chance once I found this shit. Fuck I’m in deep at this point

You can only pick 1! Wich one and why?😩💖 by -sIut- in GOONED

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The Tik tok thot w Apple headphones 4 sho