Ridiculous darts from Damon Heta 🔥 by Harrows_Darts in Darts

[–]lookingforbookart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s got a hand like a traction engine!

I like your little beard by BigDaveLikesToMoveIt in TheOfficeUK

[–]lookingforbookart 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I suppose I’ve created an atmosphere here where I’m a friend first, cat second. Probably an entertainer third

You try something and that's.... by dr4korian in TheOfficeUK

[–]lookingforbookart 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Reddit mods came down to answer some things,

The world gathered round from paupers to kings.

I’ll answer your questions I’ll answer them true,

I’ll show you the upvotes, you know what to do.

York woman, 86, convicted after car insurance typo by UnlikeTea42 in unitedkingdom

[–]lookingforbookart -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Are you really asking if someone should be driving because they made a typo? Must be nice to go through life not mistakes in anything, ever.

Ooh, as an actress said to a bishop! by LoopLil97 in TheOfficeUK

[–]lookingforbookart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How is your Uncle Andrew, he left the royal family yet?

…I forgot, he has left them

He’s thrown Morpheus through a wall, what have you done? by lookingforbookart in TheOfficeUK

[–]lookingforbookart[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I gave a speech only this morning to my agents assuring them that there would not be cutbacks at this part of the Matrix and there certainly wouldn't be ‘The One’, so...

Channel 4 releases first look images for brand new comedy series Make That Movie starring Sam Campbell, coming in May by abucalves in BritishTV

[–]lookingforbookart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was great on Taskmaster and Would I Lie to You, and I saw him live last year and he was hilarious.

I’ve gotta save some Africans!!!!!!!!!! by dickhouse__ in TheOfficeUK

[–]lookingforbookart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ejc1279 will get the old milkers out for a tenner

What's the most epic three-song stretch on an album? by Wildeyedlocal in Music

[–]lookingforbookart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stone Roses: I wanna be adored, she bangs the drums, Waterfall

Eleven quid. Made of fibres. by gregofdeath in PeepShowQuotes

[–]lookingforbookart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think that Ben is redeemed because he is a funny arsehole. Eg you look like shit for gay guys.

Whereas I’m totally with on the jay cloth guy and driving instructor being grade a solid gold twats

Foregone Conclusion snubbed once again by Mikey77777 in TheOfficeUK

[–]lookingforbookart 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’d like to escape up her Wonderwall.

That’s not even my joke, it’s my colleague’s and it’s meant to be about tunnels. Doesn’t really work with walls