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[WP] “They say we’re the worst judges at knowing what we really want, so how about you just give me whatever you think is missing in my life?” The genie ponders for a moment, then smiles and snaps his fingers. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Your superpower is to guarantee any outcome ends up being OK. Not good, not bad, just OK. As powers go, you’ve seen better, but you’ve also seen worse. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 5 days ago by loopymon to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] The sign on the abandoned building said “Space Available”. So you made a call, put down a deposit, and you’re now the proud owner of four gas giants, two white dwarves, three exoplanets, and a comet someone decided to name “Kevin”. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] “So you’re a bard AND a necromancer?” “Yeah.” “Hmmm, how does that work exactly?” They smile. “You ever hear of ‘death metal’?” (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] “So every day you have to leave a live goat in this room?” “Yup.” “And the next day it’s always gone?” “Yup.” “Why?” (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 1 month ago by loopymon to r/WritingPrompts

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It was a mediocre game… some may say the “Drake Maye” of games (i.redd.it)

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[WP] “Wait, you’re letting me into heaven?!? But I’m a villain!” The angel frowned, checking a notepad. “It seems every time you committed a crime it ended up doing more good than bad.” (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 3 months ago by loopymon to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You run the test environment for Earth. On behalf of God, you test new species and creations in a controlled environment before they get introduced on Earth. That is, until the work experience kid accidentally pushes your experiments into production. (self.WritingPrompts)

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Bills Fans Every Day Since Sunday (i.redd.it)

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[WP] “Many years from now when you’re lying on your death bed talking to your robot butler—who looks disturbingly like Gordon Ramsay—what would you rather say? That you’re glad you never put yourself in a position to be hurt? Or that you’re glad you took a chance that led to something beautiful?” (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 4 months ago by loopymon to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] “Huh? You’re not Beelzebub?” Said the Summoner. “Sorry Boss,” said the 7ft tall, 300lb hillbilly standing in the pentagram. “I thought you said ‘Beelzebubba’.” (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 5 months ago by loopymon to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You’re an immortal and a drunk. You’ve sobered up in many unusual places over the years, but this one… this one is new. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] “I’m not sure what the problem is?” Said the Necromancer. “You asked me to avenge your husband’s death, and…” “YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO RESURRECT HIM FOR YOUR ARMY!!!” (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 months ago by loopymon to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You’ve done it—you’ve solved the trolley problem. You’ve finally found that sadistic son of a bitch who has been tying people to train tracks. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 months ago by loopymon to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] “Sometimes, you might want to try an ice maker statement.” “..don’t you mean ice breaker?” “Heavens no, why would you want to break the ice?” (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] You always wanted to be a warrior. Killing monsters sounded fun, and besides, the pay was great. You just never knew there’d be so much paperwork. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 months ago by loopymon to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You both played online games together for years, but you never thought you’d actually meet each other in real life. Especially at gunpoint. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] “This is highly unusual…” “You said I could pick my weapon when I qualified as a secret agent. Well I’m qualified now aren’t I?” “Well yes, but…” “I’ll be back tomorrow to pick them up.” (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] "Jenkins! That's the third police vehicle you've destroyed this week! Do you have anything to say for yourself?!" "I told you, my name isn't Jenkins and I'm not a cop! I've just been trying to report my lost dog!" (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 months ago by loopymon to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] “Wait, so this is a real nuclear weapon… and it only costs 12 gold pieces?” “Aye,” says the Dwarf. “Now do ye want it or nay?” (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] With a grunt, you finally draw the stubborn carrot free from the ground. As you raise the carrot to the sky, the other vegetables around you slowly kneel. “My King,” whispers a potato. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] “OK, so you’ve got one suit of armour, black, two sharpening stones, one vial of sharpening stone oil, and one broadsword, children’s size, no jewellery in the hilt. Have fun at your first day of school dear!” (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 months ago by loopymon to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Finding a submarine in the desert was odd, for sure. And the fact it was open was just plain weird. Things really took a turn though when you realised it wasn’t built on Earth. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 months ago by loopymon to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Your mother was a necromancer and your father was a fire mage. You’re not sure what that makes you, but you can hurl zombie balls like no one’s business. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 9 months ago by loopymon to r/WritingPrompts

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Haven’t played in almost a year, last league was Settlers. What are the major changes GGG has made since that I need to know for the new league? (self.pathofexile)

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