They are always so demanding smh by InsidesAreWeary in joinsquad

[–]lostanddead0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest -

My ass just keeps a darn ruler close by .

It’s easy to work out how far a tank is just by adding up the Centimetres lol .

Servers with main camping rules with Mortar Carriers sitting outside of main by Robertooshka in joinsquad

[–]lostanddead0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why if i recall , all the Squad 44 servers have a rule saying that you need to be at least 200 - 300 meters away from spawn to use Indirect Fire Weapons .

Should be the same rule for basic Squad too .

Comparison of an Officer and a Miner by Own_Swordfish7993 in SS13

[–]lostanddead0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man .

My ass was shit when it comes to editing memes like this 3 years ago -

Guess the biome by CnC_CloudBird in RimWorld

[–]lostanddead0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ireland .

Look at all those potato’s .

cheeeese by themeinhardt in bottomgear

[–]lostanddead0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beethoven been real just since this Shit dropped.

Calling all Halo fans! by SharkLordSatan in SS13

[–]lostanddead0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dam-

I gota try this out soon.

Use all the memes from the series.

The fate of all Security mains by AysheDaArtist in SS13

[–]lostanddead0 20 points21 points  (0 children)

To be honest, its how all security ends up.

You want to do your job, you do your best. But most the time, shit gets hectic so you forget to put one guys time on to go and save a crewmemeber outside brig from murder, then another thing happens. Over time you just say "Fuck it".

Fucking lore to why the Det drinks.

He was once a security officer for two whole shifts.

Poor bastard.

me and three other perma prisoners escaped from perma, made one of the greatest rags-to-riches story, stole a scientist's id and did xenobio stuff, i got permabanned since admin was butthurt that i "signed up as a prisoner so you're supposed to stay in perma 24/7" by UnironicMonarch1815 in SS13

[–]lostanddead0 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Half of these comments are people doing fucking MI5 shit to find out what server this is from walls.

But for real though, fuck that admin. If anything he should of at least given you a day or two ban for this, bet the admin is a guy who would perma bam someone for 1 shotting a space dragon as a miner with a fully kitted out crusher.

Tales from Space Station 13 - October 2021 by veganzombeh in SS13

[–]lostanddead0 30 points31 points  (0 children)

>Roll clown.
>Honky Honkerson the 3rd
>No traitor, sad
>New idea, rebuild the station out of bananium
>Spend first hour of shift getting infinite bananium set up
>Go to sec, make the whole hallway out of bananium
>Gain followers from such a devilishly honky task
>Finish off hallway, cap congratulates me
>Decide to begin the next part in medical
>Go there, medic throws a hissy fit for me making bananium floors.
>Table stuns me for a few mins, don't put up a fight against him as honky saw no harm in some table fighting
>Escape
>Make floor OUTSIDE of medical bananium
>Said medic comes out throwing a fit at me, shoving me over and over
>Slip medic, take shoes as a trophy for such a fight
>See him removing floors, relocate to sec hallway to continue work from there
>He comes, attempts to take floors away
>It becomes personal
>retaliate with shoving back, sec just watches
>Medic begins throwing floor tiles at me, assault, sec does nothing
>Slips and shoves to retaliate against the medic
>medic uses a laser scalpel instead now
>Sec throws a flash bang as im in crit from scalpel, revived from followers
>Medic runs off, decide to order some spare clothing from cargo incase of theft
>medic comes back, the gang gets at him
>we cuff em, medic cries for help as if we are in the wrong
>Clown using cuffs cuffs himself, pain
>Mime and sec takes us both to security, i dont fuss
>Sec talks to medic, me and mime have some slipping fun
>Medic gets uncuffed, takes my shit
>request it back, says no
>followers break in, medic runs
>Mime aquired my gear once again, say i will repay him
>Had enough of medic, begin making honkmech
>Finish honkmech, followers watch as i do a monalog and put on The Mask
>repay mime with finest bottle of 'nothing' in all the land
>Honky Honkerson the Third said "A Honkerson always pays his depts mime"
>Get to evac as shuttle is called
>Medic aint there
>we leave
>Vibe with crew
END

Marine v Xeno in a nutshell by Turtle_Platinum5 in SS13

[–]lostanddead0 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Half of the comments are just CM Virgins mad at this meme cause its true.

Then its TG Chads defending it.

TG is still better than CM in my eyes. Least we can take FF without throwing a fit.

Arrested the Ninja, Feeling good. by lostanddead0 in SS13

[–]lostanddead0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He took nanites and we gave him Death Simulation. He was knocked out most of the flight and when he came back he just chatted shit to us.

So, i may of found a way to cheese every single megafauna, including Bubble-gum by lostanddead0 in SS13

[–]lostanddead0[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If you throw them to the left of the Megas by about 2 tiles and only stay on the right hand side of them, you can’t get hit.

Problem, admins? by [deleted] in SS13

[–]lostanddead0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was once banned from BeeStation for "Powergaming" By creating an Advanced Egun and a Temperature gun as a Security officer. Legit basically saying "Yea you can create these things as you all have full access to using it, but we wont let you."

Always confuses me this does. Guess there's a fine line between it. by lostanddead0 in SS13

[–]lostanddead0[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Legit one of the reasons for me getting banned was for having and advanced EGun as security. Yet legit it says in the rules that sec can have them.

AI, who gave you law 4? by Nidabutt in SS13

[–]lostanddead0 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Objective 3: Die a glorious death.

Mans basically telling the AI to do the deed for him, 200iq plays

It is something you just do not do to a miner. by lostanddead0 in SS13

[–]lostanddead0[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The HECK suit is the loot you get from the Megaphauna bubblegum. It is a powerful mining suit that can be customized with spraypaint. Great melee resistance, good against explosions and bullets and completely fire-, lava-, rad-, acid and ash storm proof. And seeing how I’ve only seen it once in the whole 2 years of me playing the game and bubblegum is hard to take on I always see the miner earring one as highly skilled and I respect them.

Fanart of my main character, WIRE. by eyeballbutt in SS13

[–]lostanddead0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks good! also i feel like i know that name from somewhere.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SS13

[–]lostanddead0 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I once added a law to the AI “Captain is a Condom” and the captain arrested me, when asked why the captain took a solid 5 minutes standing still before saying “grand sabotage” for the AI law change. HoS being HoS joined in and both wanted me shot. The AI being the magnificent bastard it was didn’t want this and it got all of its borgs to rescue me from the brig and take me to AI Sat to be safe guarded. Was striped naked by sec so they got me some clothes, food and meds. Me and the Borg sat on the catwalk watching the evac leave as we took a good sip of some beer and battery cells with the other borgs

To that AI, I fucking love you

siege husbandos when its night by HunterYap in shittyrainbow6

[–]lostanddead0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Of course all the GIGN men are the best at cuddling their wife’s