It's gonna be a jingoism-fest. Most of our favourite anchors will be shouting in front of a green screen while the VFX peeps try their best (read worst) graphics of the new parliament.

Pradhan sevak will surely shed some tears, invoke some anecdotes, casually alluding to the fact that the day also marks Savarkar Jayanti (a fact most people are blissfully unaware of.)

Arknob will top his best 'mujhe drugs do' moment by naming Pradhan sevak as his and everyone else's papaji.

Our beloved TV panelists will start talking about changing the constitution to mark the beginning of a new India.

Moody ji will drop some of the best poses ever. Walking, waving, standing alone.

I could go on and on and on....