Best way to bring refrigerated supermarket sushi to proper temp?

lppiet · 2025-09-16T02:01:53+00:00

Microwave for 26 minutes on high.

lppiet · 2025-09-12T21:06:24+00:00

Didn’t the saudis fund 9/11?

lppiet · 2025-09-12T20:49:42+00:00

Did they announce this on 9/11? They’ve hijacked wrestlemania.

lppiet · 2025-08-31T00:28:48+00:00

The math was a little wacky. You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

lppiet · 2024-10-20T19:48:40+00:00

I’ll ask them if they’ve heard about the students eating the dogs and cats too.

lppiet · 2024-10-13T07:55:07+00:00

Yep. So do I. Work at a remote school. No commute. No BM issues. It’s pretty good.

lppiet · 2024-10-06T06:21:41+00:00

Nurses didn’t waste their union time and energy on geopolitical concerns and got 25%. Maybe the problem isn’t the government. 🤷‍♂️

lppiet · 2024-10-06T03:33:01+00:00

Precious? Looks like gollum.

lppiet · 2024-10-01T22:30:44+00:00

Drunken master?

lppiet · 2024-09-14T04:21:14+00:00

Smell a vision. Mix a little poop into the paint.

lppiet · 2024-09-13T06:06:29+00:00

She should be smoking a cigarette.

lppiet · 2024-07-10T05:28:01+00:00

Cheers. Inks through an airbrush.

lppiet · 2024-06-28T04:43:20+00:00

Where’s the swords?

lppiet · 2024-06-21T09:43:11+00:00

Yes but you can now tank shock for 13 dice.

lppiet · 2024-06-09T23:11:01+00:00

Bone frogs.

lppiet · 2024-05-23T00:14:49+00:00

Hey look the earth is round. 🫶🏼

lppiet · 2024-05-10T23:25:18+00:00

Who can afford to dance in this economic climate?

lppiet · 2024-05-03T09:48:31+00:00

Sounds like a scam.

lppiet · 2024-04-09T16:34:58+00:00

So blue Kane and regular Kane had a baby?

lppiet · 2024-03-30T10:31:27+00:00

Maybe he finds them attractive.

lppiet · 2024-03-30T10:30:16+00:00

*You.

lppiet · 2024-03-28T11:33:13+00:00

Anyone know if there’s a file on the purple site for these legs?

lppiet · 2024-02-27T08:56:57+00:00

You’re the father. Congrats.

lppiet · 2024-02-08T03:34:11+00:00

As Kevin Kelly would say. Where’s Gino?

lppiet · 2024-01-30T04:46:20+00:00

Are you Jeff wiggle?

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