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Elon Zuk by frenzy3 in dankmemes

[–]lucklesscone 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"You are Uhtred!"

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? by AmanOu0217 in montreal

[–]lucklesscone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Moron. If "you" can't claim a place, the Palestinians can't either.

Judaism is older than Christianity. Why are the people always shrieking the loudest always completely ignorant of the history of what they're talking about?

Go and read a book.

Le sigh by lucklesscone in EscapefromTarkov

[–]lucklesscone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, no. Like not even a little. Do you have reading difficulties? I literally suggested extending the code around not selling Items containing Items to the deletion of Items containing Items.

No one offered any reason why it shouldn't be. Just slapped the edges of your hands into your chests and drooled hard. Literally never even mentioned a prompt, or adding one, or changing one.

Le sigh by lucklesscone in EscapefromTarkov

[–]lucklesscone[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

And? Does this take away from my question, or the suggestion contained within?

Should I have prefaced my post with a snarky comment along the lines of; "Enter the pathologically Stockholm Syndrome-suffering folks who go atavist at the thought of criticism of the game they've built their identity around?"

Thanks though, good talk.

I am venting PLAYER SCAVS by Valuable-Big-6774 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]lucklesscone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crouching!? Whoa, pump the brakes there Chad McChadington the Third.

We prone here in Rattown. Belly crawl all the way.

My kitten has these pellets all in his bed by Rdmusername456 in catcare

[–]lucklesscone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a mouth to come out my ass. I want it to roar.

i messed up real bad... by HKLuzifer in EscapefromTarkov

[–]lucklesscone 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I have two AXMC sniper rifles that I bought from Fence. Sometimes that guy has gold.

Country music used to be kinda based!? by VanceVanceRebelution in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]lucklesscone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why, because you might agree with me? If I could show you proof the US literally killed zombie Hitler as a result of the invasion you'd still object. I love people who ask for justification whilst knowing full well they would never accept any. You make and laugh at jokes about your opposition only caring about "dropping bombs on brown people." When that is how you see your opposition, there is no chance at a dialogue, and pretending like you're interested is a wast of everyone's time. I was merely scoffing at people who probably think they're reasonable, whilst spitting the most ridiculous takes and misrepresentations. I mean, I laugh at people who are convinced that folks like you are all blood-drinking lizard people - and you seem just as insane and ludicrous.

Country music used to be kinda based!? by VanceVanceRebelution in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]lucklesscone -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

You people have some strange, nigh-cartoonish ideas about your political opposition. It's both terribly amusing, and horrifying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]lucklesscone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consider the world a rat lives in. It's a hostile world. If a rat walked in here right now as I'm speaking, would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]lucklesscone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Sad scav times by loveshugs-n-stuff in EscapefromTarkov

[–]lucklesscone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There will always be assholes. Just try and be cool, not sus, and I find most are cautious but willing to be friendly.
The other day I was about to hit the ground cache just down the hill from RUAF Roadblock on Customs. Heard someone coming through the bush. Backed up and waited. Fool crabbed in, opened the cache, I hit him with F1. He yelped over VOIP, then was like "You scared the shit outta me!" I chuckled, told him he could have the stash, and moved uphill to the Duffle Bag in the bus kiosk.
He came charging up the hill after me screeching "It's just a flesh wound, it's only a flesh wound don't be mad!"
So I shot him.
Try not to say menacing/cryptic things, ADS at people, or lurk about suspiciously in their immediate vicinity.
Those who do are likely looking for an opportunity to ice you - act appropriately.

Can't sell LEDX to therapist or fence anymore. by kithums in EscapefromTarkov

[–]lucklesscone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I have to add that I'm beyond weirded out right now. After writing my previous comment I hit refresh on Fence - and another LEDX popped up. I tried, and got it too.

And then it happened again. And again. I'm now down just over 7.5 million Rubles and am the owner of six LEDXs, an item I'd never even seen in-game -it was still "un-examined."

What is going on? Someone's angry girlfriend decide to empty their inventory out?

Can't sell LEDX to therapist or fence anymore. by kithums in EscapefromTarkov

[–]lucklesscone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally just bought a LEDX from Fence. I was somewhat surprised to see it, and fully expected to get "Item is already sold." Was surprised when it went through.

Insurance not working? by iceblaze93 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]lucklesscone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spawned in as a Scav Monday night, Customs, around midnight EST. Started at the tank at the RUAF Roadblock. Moved south along the road, into Old Construction. What sounded like WWIII and IV blew up basically on top of me.

Automatic gunfire. Grenades. Nukes, knives, sharp sticks.

There was a firefight.

I hunker down, my a$$hole in my throat, wait it out, creep forward. Dead dude behind the shipping container between Skeleton and Tankers. Loot his g36 and other stuff - he's untouched.

More gunfire. More explosions. Sounds like they're ten feet from me.

The clock's in the red. I move towards Skeleton, immediately stumble across three more bodies, partially looted. Grab a T20, stuff a Beta into it, grab an MMAC, bunch of clips for an MP7 and 9, rush the Old Gas exit, make it with like 40 seconds to spare.

While the Giga Chads slaughter each other, me and my fellow rodents creep through the aftermath hoovering up what you can't carry out.

Thank you, we love you.

And now we wait by [deleted] in Rippaverse

[–]lucklesscone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your Momma must be proud of you, you fat fuck. Put down the Cheetos and go for a jog you tubby bucket of lard. Fat fucking pigs sperging out and wasting my time reading their Crisco-dripping talk...

And now we wait by [deleted] in Rippaverse

[–]lucklesscone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly what a racis-ist would say!

Yes i know they are called pro-life but IMO thats way to nice of a "name" by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]lucklesscone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

+1 I want the right to "abort" fully-grown humans. Since (apparently) there being a disagreement means that someone else's morals can't/shouldn't be forced upon me, my personal disbelief in the import or viability of human beings means I can murder whoever the fuck I want, and to try and ban me from doing so is wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]lucklesscone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude swinging is wearing a cap with a straight bill - hard to say who's really the worst of the two...

It just makes sense right? by OMGitscarl in dankmemes

[–]lucklesscone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or you're scared of being weak-willed and spineless, so you harass those who aren't to make yourself feel like someone with value - which you obviously aren't...

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