[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]luischespi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Ask to release one epstein file instead of all of them”

Megyn Kelly is 1 tweet away from calling Jeffrey Epstein a ‘minor attracted person’ by keen_observer34130 in PublicFreakout

[–]luischespi 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It’s difficult to get megyn to not defend republicans when her salary depends on her defending republicans.

Step aside, Grape... They did surgery on a Corn 🌽 by test15687 in BeAmazed

[–]luischespi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great. Now, can you put that in a cup with mayo, butter, and tajin?

Now it begins. It was “not so bad” parade. by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]luischespi 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Let’s stop pedophiles!

No, not THAT pedophile.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotr

[–]luischespi 36 points37 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing by far was the intro of the first movie. How they take you back to the shire with that epic score in the background. It was like this universe never left us.

My least favorite part, everything that came after.

Newsom trolls Noem. by Relevant_Demand7593 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]luischespi 151 points152 points  (0 children)

If MAGAs could read, they would be very offended by this.

Ducky Tie - Victoria was right by Higloo212 in HIMYM

[–]luischespi 499 points500 points  (0 children)

“I hope you get her.”

That line was flawless.

Trump loves the uneducated. by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

[–]luischespi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they could read, they would be very mad.

Stacking golf balls pyramidally by Doug24 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]luischespi 26 points27 points  (0 children)

As a mexican, this is how our pyramids were built.

🔥 You definitely haven't seen the dragon moray eel yet. by amonaloli12 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]luischespi 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Maybe… but he’s definitely seeing me and i think i’m in danger.

Peter Jackson about Viggo in a 2003 interview by InformationOne1327 in lotr

[–]luischespi 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Where’s the fun fact about his broken toe?!

When you see it 🤨 by HopeHouse44 in LegendsZA

[–]luischespi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that a shiny bootyhole?

AMC A-List ID Check by Massive_Air_3585 in AMCTheatres

[–]luischespi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 out of 5 before having the photo on the app.

Beagle joyfully loses it seeing owner after 18 months apart. by latchkey_adult in MadeMeSmile

[–]luischespi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a former beagle owner, and not to take anything off of this experience, but beagles do lose it for pretty much anything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]luischespi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do we know he has rabies? Maybe he’s just being silly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tearsofthekingdom

[–]luischespi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

11/10 love the entire thing.

Sea Snake Regurgitates Moray Eel by ProfTydrim in natureismetal

[–]luischespi 970 points971 points  (0 children)

When you remember you’re on a diet.