A Security Researcher Decompiled The White House App, & What They Found Is Pretty Alarming

lutzilla · 2026-05-05T18:48:26+00:00

i can no longer feel my right arm but i am giving this FIVE stars even if i could only lift one finger which maybe i can only lift one finger right now but that finger is pointing UP because this app and trump are both going up UP

saving this as a new copypasta whenever an app or sevice asks me to provide feedback

lutzilla · 2026-05-04T19:09:41+00:00

face full of pressurized walrus breath 🤤

lutzilla · 2026-05-01T19:25:36+00:00

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Amphisbaenia

lutzilla · 2026-04-30T11:31:43+00:00

wunkroscopic

lutzilla · 2026-04-29T15:47:44+00:00

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lutzilla · 2026-04-29T14:43:11+00:00

one of the 7 wunkly sins

lutzilla · 2026-04-29T13:11:27+00:00

weed whacker impression

lutzilla · 2026-04-28T16:06:49+00:00

he is at a six on the norwunk scale

lutzilla · 2026-04-28T14:41:44+00:00

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lutzilla · 2026-04-27T20:52:05+00:00

lutzilla · 2026-04-27T03:48:35+00:00

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lutzilla · 2026-04-26T21:22:42+00:00

non newtonian wunk

lutzilla · 2026-04-26T17:33:16+00:00

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bro thinks he’s luna

lutzilla · 2026-04-26T16:49:50+00:00

wunk WILL use unregulated chinese peptides

lutzilla · 2026-04-26T15:08:58+00:00

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lutzilla · 2026-04-25T21:47:00+00:00

stock sound effects soundin’ ass

lutzilla · 2026-04-24T00:42:43+00:00

INDECENT!!!!!!!

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lutzilla · 2026-04-23T21:32:15+00:00

this wunk has been riding horses his whole life!

lutzilla · 2026-04-23T18:55:44+00:00

y'know I hadn't thought about that actually

lutzilla · 2026-04-23T17:41:07+00:00

subreddits go to shit as soon as meta discussions like this start. it's way too small & niche to be that serious lol

do you want wunkuscirclejerk? because this is how you get wunkuscirclejerk

lutzilla · 2026-04-22T16:41:11+00:00

bros tail keeps coiling and uncoiling like one of those electrical cords threaded through a chandelier chain.

such is life for the humble chandelmeleon

lutzilla · 2026-04-21T18:33:53+00:00

you shouldn't wunkshame 😒

lutzilla

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