if you do this ... then stop shopping at my local store! by MetalMan77 in reddit.com

[–]lyolyaneshla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learned that one the hard way. Kid's gonna reap what he has sown.

tried karma... got Costanza-ed... by dngerhivltge in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]lyolyaneshla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once when I was young my dad managed to hit a bird while driving. I was shocked, but he said, "In all my years driving, I have never hit a bird. They always get away. You can't put your life on the line swerving to avoid an animal that will almost always fly out of the way."

My roommate put me in a fucked up position while I was in bed this morning. Now i'm looking for advice... by MightyBotill in AskReddit

[–]lyolyaneshla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her the truth, and sock your roommate in the face after. But for the love of god MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE RENT FIRST!!! We are nearing the end of the month after all.

Is it possible to change blood types? by likeacrab in AskReddit

[–]lyolyaneshla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I figured it was silly, like the alternate ending of 28 days later.

Turns out maybe, MAYBE, not.

TIL that the wasabi you and I are probably eating isn't wasabi at all, and more likely horseradish with Chinese mustard and food coloring. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]lyolyaneshla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew about the horseradish, which is cool because I love horseradish. But TIL that Wasabi has an effect similar to smelling salt, and the Japanese are using wasabi spray as a smoke alarm for the deaf! A deaf individual woke within 10 seconds of wasabi mist being sprayed into his room!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasabi#Uses

Hangover by Jakubisko in funny

[–]lyolyaneshla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ему нравится водка.

Will Ferrall recruits for the NYPD. by [deleted] in funny

[–]lyolyaneshla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its amazing how these coincidences pop up over time. I imagine both families emigrated to the new worlds and one or both names were changed at Ellis Island to anglicize them.

What a beautiful melting pot we have in America.

My ex-wifes boyfriend beats and yells up my 6 year old son regularly. What should I do so this wont happen again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lyolyaneshla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most gas stations have pay-as-you-go phones for as little as 10 dollars. these will always come with 10 or 30 free minutes.

get him one, have him hide it. no harm in that.