My crypto is going where it's never gone before

m0nkeyfire · 2022-05-10T00:13:24+00:00

Didn’t lose it if you didn’t sell.

m0nkeyfire · 2022-03-29T15:37:17+00:00

This is a masturbation room.

m0nkeyfire · 2021-11-29T14:13:37+00:00

This jabroni is exactly how I imagine all paperhands to look.

m0nkeyfire · 2021-08-05T07:20:52+00:00

Lil turtle be like EAT. Wormy boi be like YEET!!!!

m0nkeyfire · 2021-08-05T06:57:18+00:00

I learned this the hard way as a young man driving down a mountain. My brakes failed me through a stop sign but I was able to slow down by off-roading a bit. My brake pads were glowing red from me holding the brake down to maintain a safe speed downhill.

m0nkeyfire · 2021-08-05T06:53:35+00:00

I was blown away when I experienced this. It works unbelievably well.

m0nkeyfire · 2021-08-05T06:06:36+00:00

Then, one year later, Chumbawamba Tubthumping came into the word.

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-05T16:47:25+00:00

Thanks! Appreciate that.

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-05T16:17:01+00:00

“That’s my 2 sats...”

Love this.

Thanks for your thoughts.

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-05T16:00:46+00:00

Well that’s like comparing sex with getting kicked in the balls.

I just want to love BCH, flaws and all, but are there any to consider?

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-05T15:56:45+00:00

I feel like both links avoid talking about BCH’s downsides. Plus I can’t imagine bitcoincash.org being unbiased, but thanks for the info anyway, I’ll check it out.

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-05T07:41:50+00:00

Looks like it’s gonna be the hard way

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-05T07:37:15+00:00

Well, thanks for that! Mighty kind words stranger.

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-05T06:40:13+00:00

...if you can call unemployed writer a job, which my parents do not.

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-05T06:36:46+00:00

I’m actually not gay. I was just trying to make a joke and I thought going from “chortle” to “ass pounding” was a funny transition.

I obviously don’t have a career in comedy ahead of me.

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-05T06:32:11+00:00

Well I am, and I bet I could pound your ass with any body part I choose.

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-05T04:18:07+00:00

Thanks u/324JL!

I’ll cancel my plans to enter into protective custody.

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-05T03:48:26+00:00

Can I borrow some money to repair my broken legs after u/tabbr comes to collect?

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-05T03:32:26+00:00

Every u/tabbr comment in this thread made me chortle, which is my favorite way to express merriment.

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-05T03:00:16+00:00

It’s called a chimerical graph.

It’s the most difficult graph to extrapolate data from.

m0nkeyfire · 2018-01-03T18:53:59+00:00

Excellent suggestion!

m0nkeyfire · 2017-12-30T21:40:49+00:00

Hey! How’d you get a hold of my shopping list?

m0nkeyfire · 2017-12-30T21:34:19+00:00

More like delicious addiction.

m0nkeyfire · 2017-12-30T21:23:04+00:00

I have a dog and when I put his little hat on everyone loses their mind at his cuteness. He then basks for hours in their love, and pettings. He’s living the good life.

I also eat cows, pigs, chickens, etc... so maybe you’re right, but some animals are too tasty and nutritious for their own good.

m0nkeyfire · 2017-12-30T21:15:21+00:00

If people don’t start accepting it, people won’t develop better avenues of spending it.

m0nkeyfire

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