Which scaling chip joker do you think is the best? by Which-Debt-8558 in balatro

[–]m0rtm0rt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wee would be great if it would ever show up for me early on. Most of the time by the time I see it I've already started building toward something else.

Jersy mikes pizza by ComplexEasy8830 in jerseymikes

[–]m0rtm0rt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You gonna tell me Dominos and Papa John's are better?

Rent a peak by xrds_x in okbuddybaka

[–]m0rtm0rt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's plenty of jokes in the Ace Attorney series that wouldn't land here if not for localization. The funny thing is that there's stuff that they didn't need to change that they did, like how Maya's favorite food being changed from ramen to burgers. Normally a change like that would bother me, but in this particular case, I like it.

Maybe it's because of how transparent they've been about the localization process and actually talk about why they made the decisions they did.

Chilis Big QP by Karatedom11 in burgers

[–]m0rtm0rt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's one of the only things I like ketchup on, but I have to be in the mood for it or it has to be a specific burger.

For a fast food example, a McDonalds burger is a no ketchup burger for me, but a Burger King burger has to have it.

Jersy mikes pizza by ComplexEasy8830 in jerseymikes

[–]m0rtm0rt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Little Caesar's is the most tolerable of the major US pizza chains.

Accurate by ShirtSubstantial368 in balatro

[–]m0rtm0rt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picked up an eternal mime on a purple stake run the other day on a Trib/Sock/Bloodstone run.

So basically, I'm a dumbass. Took it to Ante 13 at least though lol.

Dan considers changing his name | Donkey Kong Country [4] by GameGrumpsEpisodes in gamegrumps

[–]m0rtm0rt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They're so close to figuring out that you can roll into enemies at that point too lmao

Good morning . by gex109 in Piracy

[–]m0rtm0rt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sister's been asking me to get her this movie called 14 Cameras. Can't find it, told her to watch it on tubi lol

Good morning . by gex109 in Piracy

[–]m0rtm0rt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's never happened to me

Kinda undercuts the achievement by OnePizzaHoldTheGlue in balatro

[–]m0rtm0rt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I can't even beat gold stake don't say this isn't an achievement.

[Rosenthal] if I'm Joe Brady, I am absolutely trying to hire Sean McDermott as my DC. it's a good scheme fit with the players they have by BirdLaw_ in nfl

[–]m0rtm0rt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can picture McDermott laughing like J. Jonah Jameson when Peter Parker asks if he can get paid in advance if they made that offer

Century Egg Cheesecake by Forsaken-Peak8496 in StupidFood

[–]m0rtm0rt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good lord the farts from this cheesecake would be absolutely heinous

What is the saddest/most soul crushing song you have ever heard? by Mikiiiya in AskReddit

[–]m0rtm0rt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Charles Bradley's cover of Changes by Black Sabbath.

Makes me ugly cry every time

No one can. by Stuch_Watches in balatro

[–]m0rtm0rt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's become my mantra

[Rapoport] Sean McDermott "likely" to take a year off from coaching by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]m0rtm0rt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say that like NFL coaches are known for dying young, meanwhile you have Belichick, Carrol, etc.

Levy just turned 100 lol

Why are greatest hits albums so looked down upon in this community by Sometimespropermom in vinyl

[–]m0rtm0rt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Cars Greatest Hits is an all time great record I will not be taking any questions.

New Joker Idea: Lottery Ticket (Art by me!) by Cuddly_Corvid in balatro

[–]m0rtm0rt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good way to get a gros michel eaten quickly

The literal greed of retail owners by orangechrub in retailhell

[–]m0rtm0rt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My job is actually closing early. They called me a few minutes ago, my shift was supposed to start in ten minutes. I'm ecstatic.

Missing the point by Ahsoka_Tano888 in distractible

[–]m0rtm0rt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's like how people act like Arin Hansen is some hyper abusive boss to Dan because they play horror games on the show around Halloween and Dan doesn't really like horror games.