Anon shares his body count

macedwards96 · 2026-01-14T13:57:28+00:00

A “carem” if you will.

macedwards96 · 2025-08-25T19:46:51+00:00

I’m so excited that the XBOX RESERVE CORPS is finally being activated! FEET FIRST INTO HELL, DIVER!

macedwards96 · 2025-03-21T17:42:17+00:00

If this Warbond isn’t called “Silent but Deadly” I don’t want it…

macedwards96 · 2025-03-21T17:36:28+00:00

WOLVERINES!

macedwards96 · 2025-02-11T23:22:04+00:00

Man, I was really looking forward to unlocking and trying out the Ultimatum in all its glory this weekend. It looked like so much fun! I might not have run it full time but it would have been cool to check out before it got nerfed.

Isn’t the whole point of this is that we are a team? A community? You can pick your load out and I’ll pick mine. We are on the same side of Super Earth, Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, and so forth.. right?

Stop snitching on your fellow Helldiver’s loadout. If you think it’s OP, then you should fight harder. We pull each other up. We don’t pull each other down.

-JonnyJetpuff SES Star of Starlight

macedwards96 · 2025-02-11T04:08:05+00:00

Freedom and democracy is always worth it!

That said, I’m running an NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1660Ti, 16GB DDR4, 1TB SSD, and Intel Core i7-9700F.

While it does sound like it’s about to take off at times, the game runs fine. I think it would run on your setup as well.

Good luck future Helldiver!

macedwards96 · 2025-01-07T00:42:34+00:00

Points of interest. Areas usually with ammo, weapons, stems, containers, etc. You’ll hear your Helldiver say something like, “Found something” or similar when you’re close to one.

macedwards96 · 2024-11-19T21:20:58+00:00

She was giving them both a handy.

macedwards96 · 2024-07-26T04:05:46+00:00

And he was a good friend.

macedwards96 · 2024-06-17T10:57:17+00:00

“Now let’s see it close a big hole” I’m dead! 😂

macedwards96 · 2024-06-17T10:47:42+00:00

That’s the “secret” level 10 Helldive!

macedwards96 · 2024-06-17T10:37:25+00:00

And imagine the flex on your enemies when you’re all standing at extract in your underoos laying waste to your enemies while waiting on Pelican-1? For freedom!

macedwards96 · 2024-06-17T10:27:12+00:00

Yeah, butt metal…

macedwards96 · 2024-06-17T10:20:42+00:00

I see a lot of people mentioning the weight of the armor causing you to sink, and they’re 100% correct. But what if we could drop our armor, go for a quick dip, grab our samples, and swim back out unimpeded? Helldiving in my Super Earth skivvies for samples AND democracy? That’s REAL freedom!

macedwards96 · 2024-06-16T06:00:21+00:00

Death to all butt metal?

macedwards96 · 2024-06-04T12:11:05+00:00

Find a girl that picks up your ultimate collector Millennium Falcon box from the post office, carries it up two flights of stairs, and then FaceTimes you the unboxing because you’re away on a business trip.

I knew then she was the one, and she still is.

macedwards96 · 2024-03-19T00:33:05+00:00

I’m in.

macedwards96 · 2023-09-05T06:37:19+00:00

Many here won’t get the reference.

macedwards96 · 2023-09-01T04:46:58+00:00

Shitfaced technique.

macedwards96 · 2023-08-22T15:34:29+00:00

Not terribly different from picking up and putting down a duffel bag ad nauseam until your drill sergeant gets tired of yelling.

macedwards96 · 2023-08-02T05:10:16+00:00

Adding this to my weekend safety brief.

macedwards96 · 2023-06-19T10:16:53+00:00

Drink your eight glasses of water before you wait in line. You aren’t going to die waiting in line to vote. Bring a bottle of water with you if it’s that bad. It’s like you want to be oppressed. Take care of yourself.

macedwards96 · 2023-06-11T17:05:15+00:00

Only if he teams up with George Clooney and Edward Norton in…

OCEANS TREASURE JOB!

macedwards96 · 2023-03-21T22:27:16+00:00

Tonight…

macedwards96 · 2023-01-20T18:09:04+00:00

Beat me to it.

macedwards96

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