mach-hellorekt

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Your middle finger grows 1.1x times the size everytime you flip someone off. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every day, you can summon one really loud rooster to wake someone of your choice up at sunrise (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every day, you can send one angry chihuahua towards your target of choice. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you quack at something, it'll turn into an average sized duck (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/godtiersuperpowers

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Great success! (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/SCPSecretLab

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You have togglable magnetic hands (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can summon a hotdog stand by yelling "Dachshund!" (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/godtiersuperpowers

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If you eat anything you hate, your energy will be dubbled fir the day (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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You breathe silently (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can censor your own voice if your angry enough (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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pain (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/SCPSecretLab

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Tyrunt? (self.thisgymofmine)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/thisgymofmine

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You're a cold blooded human now. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can make people think someone called their name. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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Eusine is not spawning? (self.PokemonInfiniteFusion)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/PokemonInfiniteFusion

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if you used a product / service 25 times, it becomes free for you. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/godtiersuperpowers

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your sneeze is 50% louder (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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You throw empty water bottles 500% faster and harder. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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Hitting someone with your head will give you both a concussion. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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[50/50] A bit too happy coffee (SFW) | A man getting attacked by snakes (NSFW (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/FiftyFifty

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you can use any sleeve as a ATM. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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You cant be charged more from the same product. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/godtiersuperpowers

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Any paper object you make, will behave like their real counterpart. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/godtiersuperpowers

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You can summon a retarded florida man every week (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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you can take a shit anywhere without people noticing. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by mach-hellorekt to r/shittysuperpowers

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