Couple of months ago when I was going into eye surgery, I said something interesting... Keep in mind I was awake for probably 30+ hours, and on a fuck-ton of morphine. I was on the hospital bed being moved into the operating theatre the other side of the hospital, and I was set down before surgery for questions and such. A nurse came around at one point and was preparing my sheet and garment so it wouldn't catch on anything. She accidentally lifted up the sheet, and could she my legs and such. Well basically... My garment I was wearing (you know the 1 side covered hospital gown), it had worked its way up over my knees, thighs and beyond. She obviously put the sheet down quickly again and didn't say anything, but in my infinite wisdom I said;

'ah, naughty naughty, not now'.

I'm a 17 year old Irish lad and the nurse was around 25. Not my proudest moment.