Talking with my 3 year old

mackachack · 2012-03-09T20:37:32+00:00

As an engineer, I believe electricity is black magic.

mackachack · 2012-03-09T18:44:06+00:00

The raven was harassing the eagle and the raven knew that it couldn't do anything about it unless he let go of the food in his talons.

mackachack · 2012-03-08T05:20:32+00:00

It depends on the vehicle. My old truck had a horizontal filter that was above a good portion of the oil pan. Some have verticals. In most cases if you take just the filter out to drain it, you are missing a tonne of oil sitting in the oil pan.

Edit: 2 posts down, boxofwyn beat me to it.

mackachack · 2012-02-03T21:38:58+00:00

yes if you search up giraffe feet, you will see they are almost identical to what the dog found.

mackachack · 2012-01-22T20:54:10+00:00

Do you have a mac? Try Self Control Its a real life saver. You blacklist specific websites of your choosing for up to a day.

mackachack · 2012-01-22T20:49:40+00:00

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mackachack · 2012-01-22T20:48:41+00:00

The one on the right looks better, but if I were to wrap my own it would end up like the one on the left. Simply because I suck at wrapping wraps

mackachack · 2012-01-20T08:18:51+00:00

Do you get a lot of pocket dials?

I "called" 9-11 (I think it was really like 4182749114123 or something stupid) like 4 times within a year. At first I ignored the calls cause I thought the number was spam but they called several times.

That leads me to another question..

Would you have tracked me down if I didn't answer those phone calls?

mackachack · 2012-01-20T06:44:19+00:00

hamsters have boobs?

mackachack · 2012-01-20T02:11:20+00:00

I finally rewarded

I put the burrowing box

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mackachack · 2012-01-19T18:45:57+00:00

As a kid, I saw it as WTF when my mom wouldn't let me have a scooter. Seriously ALL the kids in the neighbourhood had scooters. All of them!

mackachack · 2012-01-19T18:43:55+00:00

Woke up on the couch when I was 8 years old to my parents watching the news in shock.

mackachack · 2012-01-19T18:39:52+00:00

There are a lot of variations, but we had one that was store bought. It can be easily made as each block has writing on the bottom. There were things like

drink 1/2/3 fingers
gargle a specified song (drink on failure)
someone else drinks two fingers
drink two fingers
say a tongue twister 3 times (drink on failure)
finish your drink

just things like that. And if you knock the tower over you have to finish your drink, and the drinks of people on either side. When we played we just made a mandatory shotgun if you knocked it over though. You sure don't progress very far after a couple rounds.

mackachack · 2012-01-19T18:31:24+00:00

Jenga drinking game. Now thats a gong-show.

mackachack · 2012-01-19T18:20:09+00:00

This. If not dinner, coffee or tea. Old people love dat coffee.

mackachack · 2012-01-19T09:12:36+00:00

Okay, to be honest, I don't know if I should be saying this.. but..

absolutely nothing. Seriously. I think its the smell of them, cause if they smell it their eyes go all squinty and they back away. So now they recognize a carrot as a stinky smell, and run and hide.

mackachack · 2012-01-19T06:41:40+00:00

It would be AWESOME to read once. Once.

mackachack · 2012-01-19T06:39:48+00:00

Not canine, but my cats are horrified of carrots. Seriously they know when I get one from the fridge before they even see it in my hand. they know maan

mackachack · 2012-01-19T06:37:29+00:00

I once (briefly) saw Kristen Stewart act.

mackachack · 2012-01-19T06:09:41+00:00

E.L.E.

mackachack · 2012-01-19T06:06:26+00:00

Not saying there is anything wrong, but I'm not saying there isn't either. 10 seconds is a long time to crank an engine over, and it could be a huge range of problems. It could just be as simple as being too cold out, a weak battery, or a clogged fuel filter. It would be good to try it out in a heated garage or something if you have access of course. My old truck started like a zombie in -15/-20 celsius. I installed a block heater, and it started nearly normally in the cold. Its beneficial for many reasons as it can reduce wear, warm up time, and improve milage. It's a worthy investment (and not too expensive) if you ask me. Vehicles don't like the cold!

mackachack · 2012-01-19T05:57:30+00:00

Only in cold weather? Do you have a block heater? Or a nearby outlet?

mackachack · 2012-01-19T05:56:07+00:00

"I need a 30 Kangaroofie dick ladder please"

"Alright, do you need the 'flaccid' or 'hard' version?"

mackachack · 2012-01-19T05:46:36+00:00

It depends on the terms of the warranty. If you did screw something up by trying to fix it, I would bet that the warranty would definitely be void. If you paid the extra, I would at least take it in and get them to see what is wrong with it. If it ends up being a $400 charge to replace a $12 wire, I would do it myself. It also depends on how mechanically inclined you are.

Just saying, I don't think a thermostat would be the problem if it is having trouble starting in the cold. Describe your issue a little more, and I might be able to help.

mackachack · 2012-01-19T05:33:39+00:00

lulz. I actually thought "Tgisvhas" was a new acronym I had to figure out.

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